Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...
Audience: (cheers)
Announcer: This is...Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition! Where you get to know the truth about your favorite idols. You get to know their true selves, their deepest secrets, and all sorts of juicy stuff about them! Give it up for host, The Voice!
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: Thank you! Thank you my good people! Welcome back to a new episode! Allow me to bring out my next vict- I mean guest. Today's guest will be Ms. Yoshiko Tsuhima.
Audience: (cheers)
Yoshiko: Correction, it's Yohane.
Voice: (coughs) Weirdo! (coughs)
Audience: (laughs)
Yoshiko: Excuse me?!
Voice: Nothing, nothing.
Yoshiko: That's what I thought.
Voice: Yoshiko Tsuhima...
Yoshiko: It's Yohane!
Voice: ...likes reading doujinshi and watching hentai with Riko. (thanks WeirdPerson0420 for requesting this)
Audience (one half): BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Audience: (other half): EWWWWWW!
Yoshiko: WHAT?! THAT'S THE LAST THING ON EARTH AND THE UNDERWORLD I WOULD DO!
Umi and Dia: SHAMELESS!
Riko: (nosebleeds)
(Dia covers Ruby' ears )
Ruby: Onee-chan, what is she saying?
Dia: Something SO disgraceful that you are not allowed to know about until you're married!
Yoshiko: THAT IS FALSE! D-DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!
Voice: Oh yeah?
(a video of Riko and Yoshiko watching hentai and reading doujins)
Audience: EEEEEEWWWW! BOOOOOOOOOO! (gags)
Dia: DISGUSTING!
Umi: SHAMELESS!
Yoshiko: That is a fake video! Please! Don't believe this stuff!
Voice: Yoshiko Tsushima...
Yoshiko: Yohane! Get it through your head!
Voice: ...she and Yohane are twins who constantly changes. (thanks WeirdPerson0420 for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Yoshiko: WHAT?! WHO EVEN IS THIS "Yoshiko" YOU CONTENTIOUSLY SPEAK OF?
Hanamaru: You -zura.
You: Me?
Hanamaru: No, Yoshiko is Yohane -zura.
Yoshiko: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN YOHANE! THERE IS NO YOSHIKO! AND I DON'T HAVE A TWIN, OR ANY SIBLINGS FOR THAT MATTER!
Voice: Yoshiko Tsushima...
Yoshiko: IT'S YOHANE!
Voice: ...her room is decorated with pink,unicorns, and glitter. Not to mention, she also does cutesy live streams.
Audience: (laughs)
Yoshiko: NO IT IS NOT! I ONLY USE DECORATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR A FALLEN ANGEL! AND I DO NOT DO CUTESY STUFF UNLESS I PERFORM!
Voice: Is glitter and sunshine considered appropriate for a fallen angel?
(a live steam appears. Yoshiko was wearing a bunch of pink. The background was filled with Pink, glitter, and other cute things)
Yoshiko: HELLO! WELCOME TO MY CHANNEL! AM I GLAD YOU SEE YOU! I LOVE EVERYTHING BRIGHT AND SUNNY! I LOVE TO RIDE ON UNICORNS!
Audience: (laughs)
Random Person 1: Her clothes look like a vomiting rainbow!
Yoshiko: NONE OF MY LIVE STREAMS ARE EVER LIKE THAT! I AM A FALLEN ANGEL! AND I DO NOT! REPEAT! DO NOT DECORATE MY ROOM TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A THOUSAND FAIRY PRINCESSES THREW UP!
Random Person 2: (laughs) Her room looks like a unicorn ate rainbows and Candyland and threw it all up!
Yoshiko: Someone please get me a unicorn, so I can ride it, over a cliff.
Voice: Yoshiko Tsuhima...
Yoshiko: YO! HA! NE!
Voice: ...likes to collect diapers.
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yoshiko: D-DIAPERS! UH! UH! I DON'T COLLECT DIAPERS! I DON'T THINK ANYONE COLLECTS DIAPERS! THAT WOULD JUST BE WEIRD!
Voice: Oh, and dressing and acting all delusional thinking you are a fallen angel isn't weird?
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yoshiko: HOW DARE YOU!
Voice: Now you know...Yoshiko Tsuhima...the doujin and hentai fan with a twin sister, has a cutesy bedroom and live streams, and collects diapers.
Audience: (cheers)
Yoshiko: NO THEY DON'T! YOU GOT EVERYTHING WRONG!
Voice: Yes they do, Yoshiko.
Yoshiko: FOR! THE! LAST TIME! IT! IS! YOHANE! YO! HA! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OKAY THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING MY LEAVE! (exits the building)
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Know Your Stars (Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine Edition)
FanfictionWatch your favorite school idols get humiliated in the public eye when a disembodied voice says "true facts" (lies). This is basically a parody of "Know Your Stars"segment from the Nickelodeon show "All That" but in Love Live Style. I do not own Lo...
