"Omg wat teh heckk." Sad mr judg lady.
"U r gon b takin to cort. Lettuce go. >:(" said justice strus
">:(((((("sayd tortos paw.
"Dat not funny. Im made of lettuce and dat not fun.!!1" say torosté paw
"K wer here. Now. We r in court. Wat do u hav 2 say 4 urslef?" Sadyd juge lady
"Y u kill ur mom??" The juge lady sayd.
"Bc she made me tortose!!!!1!1" sayd torositicepaw angerly.
"It not fare." He sayd also
"But it ur falt. U ate the sandwich." Sayd juge
"Butt still >:((" he the tortose explaind more with anger.
"U go 2 jale!!1! Now!!1!" Juge say anger.
"Uhg know 1 understands me!!1!1 u wil nEVER understood wat it means to be a tortose AND a sandwhich at the same time. U guys r cats. It not fare." He said as he ran away from courte.
2 b contind >:(((((
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tortiosepaws quest for vengeance against the sandwhich gods
Humortortoise paw is a yong worrer of thoondercaln he wants vegneecse against stik cas he wants is wife jayfoother
