"hi im tortose paw and im on the lamb!!!!! Very angry. Very much has a LOT of anger!!! Ever1 abandon me!!!" (If anyone gets this reference i love you)
"Henlo wat wood u lick?" Sad a store person
"Ugh give me a pineapple" sad toro spaw angerlyly.
"Gasp." Store said
"I saw u in the noose paper!!!1" store sayed
"Ur wanted!!1!" Store guy has says.
"Ugh idc ok!!!?? Can i pls just by a pin apple?" Tortose said
"Pls" he aslo say
"No we has a strickt 'no criminols' polee-cee k??!" Sayds the guy
"ung ur so meen!!" Totors pawe He lefts madly
Toros is enger very much. He stands in the rane with angr and sad. A lot of sad. But aslo angur. A lot.
"Gret im a turtle sandwhich, AND im wanted. Its not my falt i killd my mom. No 1 lovs me!!! Im gon kill myself!!1!" Says torostice paw
Den a black ghost cat waks up to hem.
"Is thou thy tortoise paw" it ask
"Yea y?" Tortosepaw say
"Becuz i must dee liver a prophisee to thou. It is of much importanse." Sayd ghost
"Ugh fine. Just sahing im on the lamb soooo dont be surpsused if the uhthoritess cum. " trostucpaw sayd in replied.
"K her is it." Saysd gost.
Den....EVERTHENG WENT BLACK!!!!!
tortosis paw opend is eyes.
"GASP!!!!" He sad
He wokened up in a cave. A very not gud cave. It cold. Much very cold. A lot. Den....DER WAS A LITE!!!!!!!! tortosepaw walk tords it...
"Hmm" he replid waking tords the lite.
It wasnt a litght....IT WAS A PINAPLE!!!! A pINEAPPLE SANDWHIC!!!!! His moth wateringd. A lot. It locked sooooooo yummy. But he coldnt eat it. But den agan.....
He leened over to tak a bight of it....DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!1!!!!
two 🐝 continooooooooed!!!!!!!!!!
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tortiosepaws quest for vengeance against the sandwhich gods
Humortortoise paw is a yong worrer of thoondercaln he wants vegneecse against stik cas he wants is wife jayfoother
