Billdip Oneshots

My Dream Demon, Not Yours!!!

WARNING-this has a very small part of smut!

Dip-n-Dot's POV

   Right now, I kinda deserve this lecture I'm getting. But then again...I don't. And this isn't the first time I've freaked out like this. I guess he was getting fed up with it. All I was doing was protecting what is rightfully mine. AND ONLY MINE!!!! Basically here is what happened.

~~~Flashback~~~

Bill and I were hanging out at the park since it was a sunny day outside. The weather was a moderate temperature of warm.

"Ok Bill, I'll be right back. I'm going to the bathroom," I said as I got up from the bench.

"No promises Pinetree!" Bill says with his mischievous smirk and giving me a quick kiss before sending me on my way. I walk to the bathroom and wait for a urinal to open.

   After I finish, I wash my hands and walk out of the bathroom. I walk back over to where Bill and I where sitting and he isn't there. I look around and I see him WITH ANOTHER GUY! AND OH MY DEVIL, IS HE BLUSHING!!! I was getting anger-er and anger-er by the second.

"BILL FUCKING CIPHER!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?" I yell as I march my way over to him. People are already starting to stare.

"Oh, um...Hey Pinetree," Bill says rubbing the back of his neck and giving me a fake smile.

"DON'T 'UM HEY PINETREE' ME!" I say getting even more mad. I let my anger get the best of me and I accidentally slapped him. "I WANT ANSWERS ON TO WHO THIS MAN IS AND WHY YOU ARE TALKING TO HIM!!!"

"Pinetree...We are going home...We need to talk about this behavior of yours," Bill says trying to keep his cool," I'll talk to you later Tad..."

   Bill picks me up bridal style but I squirm in the way of a toddler not allowed to stay a bit longer and play. So he puts me down and grabs my arm and drags me. He then, open the car door to the backseat and pushes me in.

   Once were home, I could tell he was pissed. His hair was turning back and forth between yellow and blood red. I was actually kinda scared for my life. He dragged me inside and up to our bedroom.

   God I hope Mabel, Stan, and Ford aren't here! By now Bill was completely blood red from anger.

"PINETREE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?! I HAVE OTHER GUY FRIENDS!!!" He shouts as he throws me onto the bed. I back up so my back in against the wall. And this is where we are now.

~~~End Of Flashback~~~

   I guess he must've realized he was scaring me because he took a deep breath and held it. Once he let it out he went back to his normal yellow color. He sat down on the bed and patted the stop next to him.

"Pinetree," he says in a sincere voice,"That was only Tad Strange. He is an old friend of mine. Ok?" I nod and he continues. "But don't you ever slap me again. Or else you WILL be punished."

"Yes Bill, I'm sorry," I say with a frown and my head down.

"But I still have to punish you since this is like your 5th time doing this. And you did embarrass me," Bill says with a sly smirk. My eyes widen and he just laughs.

   Bill snaps his fingers and blue chains appear around my wrists and ankles. The cold air hits my skin causing me to look down, noticing I'm naked

"Bill what are you planing on doing?" I ask looking over at him. He is also naked. My eyes widen.

"Oh Pinetree~" He says stroking his member,"I think you know what I'm doing~"

  Bill lines his member up with my entrance and slams it in, causing me to scream. He continues thrusting into me mercilessly. My screams get louder to the point where I can barely scream.

Mabel's POV

   "BOYS WE ARE HOME!!!" I yell when I enter into the house. No Answer. "BOYS!?!?!?" I look around when I hear screaming. I look over to Gruncle Stan.

"BILL~" I hear Dipper scream. I look up to Ford and race up the stairs. They follow right behind me.

   I slam the door to their room open and what I see terrifies me. My brother being pounded by a dream demon. Stan and Ford show up behind me and their mouths drop at the sight before them. Stan covers my eyes.

"MY EYES HAVE RUINED!!!!" Stan yells. He turns me around, still covering my eyes, and he picks me up to carry me downstairs.

"I'm just gonna act like I never saw this..." Ford says walking away and closing the door.

Bills POV

   I heard the door close and think Shit not again. I pull out of Pinetree.

"Whelp...I'll give you another punishment some other day," I say while snapping my fingers to remove the chains. Pinetree rubs his wrists and sits up.

  He gets onto his knees so he is the same height as me. He leans in and kisses me. I kiss back since he is my boyfriend and all.

"I love you Bill," He says after he pulls away.

"I love you too Dipper," I say using his name for once. I only used it because I wanted to prove that I actually love him.

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   Hey my little Doritos! I know this chapter was shit but i got bored so i wrote this. I dont know if its smut or fluff but whatever.

Shout out to @GalacticPencil