*Ice-cream truck song music thingy poop plays*
BEN: EY YO JACKY BOIIII THE ICE CREAM TRUCKKK
Jack: what the hell do you want BEN?!? I'm reading here!
BEN: we all know you are only reading manga hentai ;)
Jack: ew no! It's a real book dumbass.
BEN: okie fine.....is it 50 shades of grey?
Jack: *blushes* pfft...no....
BEN: haha
Jeff: *walks in* hey you know that BEN sounds a lot like Bean...And it keeps autocorrecting to Bean on my phone, so BEN, you are now Bean!!
Bean: But I wanna be BEN
Jeff: too bad
Bean: suck a dildo Jeffery Phantomhive Michaelis Midford Sutcliff Spears Knox
Jeff: you have been watching WAAAAAYY too much Kuroshitsuji lately....
Bean: well it has a good plot, and i'm in love with Sebastian Michaelis
Jeff: I always knew you were gay for demon butlers!
Bean: what can I say? He's sexy...OH SHIT FUCKERY THE ICE CREM TRUCKYYYYYTTTTTYYYYTTYYYYYERRRRRRRRRR
Jeff: holy duck calm down asshat, but LET'S GOOOOOOO
Bean & Jeff: *walks out, buys ice cream and goes back inside*
Bean: phew, we made it just in time...wait did u say duck before?? Why did you say duck, if you said asshat anyways?
Jeff: I dunno...ask the readers
Bean: *whispers* Jeff you dumbfuck don't break the fourth wall
*Jack hears and walks in*
Jack: THERE'S A FOURTH WALL??
Bean: apparently so...
Jack: so readers...do you think I'm sexy?
Readers: _________ (answer in comments)
Jack: I'll be waiting for those comments ;)
Bean: I think the better question is if reader-chan has seen us doing embarrassing stuff...
Reader-Chan: ;)
Jeff: who frickin cares? We all know I'm the hottest of all of you guys
Jack: pfft please
Bean: omg guys can we focus on the fact that you are still calling me Bean!!! Stop it *whines like the bitchbaby he is*
Jeff & Jack: Ok fineeee...we'll stop calling you Bean... *snickers*
BEN: that's way better
Bitchbaby: OHHH MYYY GODDD JEFF AND JACK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOUUUUUUUU
Jeff & Jack: heheheheee
BEN: *throws water on Jeff & Jack
Jeff: great, now I have to get a different shirt... *takes off shirt revealing toned chest, abs and muscles*
Reader-Chan: *nosebleeds*
Jack: ugh *rips shirt off revealing muscles, and scars on his bare chest*
Reader-Chan & BEN: *nosebleeding intensifies*
Jack: *still has shirt off* BEN stop staring at me...
BEN: why don't you say that to Reader-Chan over here
Jack & Jeff: because Reader-Chan can stare all Reader-Chan wants
BEN: *pushes them into their own rooms and gets them to change into a shirt while nosebleeding*
TimeSkipperDoodle~
*Jack & Jeff has their shirts on*
Jack: today was great
BEN & Jeff: NO IT WASN'T YOU PORN READER!
The End
YOU ARE READING
Creepypasta CrAck
RandomTHIS IS A CRACK BOOK FULL OF WEIRD SHIT WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SOME SADISTIC SHIT...OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET CURSING TOO **Pictures are not mine, unless I claim them to be (original artwork, drawings)**
