Jeff: *walking backwards and faints like a boss*
BEN: *doesn't play video games and does something productive with his shitty ass life*
Jack(EJ): *not reading a book, and not laughing at Jeff or BEN because they are equally shitheads*
Slendah: *not reading yaoi, and actually is doing work*
Sally: OK WHAT THE WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ALL OF YOU?!? Except for Jeff...
Jeff: EHH?? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN SALLY??
Sally: you always walk backwards and then do something stupid, like falling.
Jeff: OK HOW ABOUT THIS THEN! I stop cursing...
Everyone: *le gasp*
Jeff: yea I'll stop cursing! *trips and falls on face* *whispers*: oww
Sally: Jeffffffffffffffffffff
Jeff: wut
Sally: U CURSED
Jeff: I said ow
Jack: nope, I heard you curse!
Jeff: fuck you bitch
Sally: HAHA I WIN, NOW PAY UP
Jeff: BUT I NEVER GET YOU ANYTHING
Everyone: PAY UP
Jeff: ugh fine *hands her a $20 bill*
Sally: Thanks for the money bitch
Everyone except for Jeff: *facepalms*
Jeff: *tears up* they grow up so fast

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RandomTHIS IS A CRACK BOOK FULL OF WEIRD SHIT WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SOME SADISTIC SHIT...OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET CURSING TOO **Pictures are not mine, unless I claim them to be (original artwork, drawings)**