Raspberry Pi

Forever Single

As I made my great escape from Mr.Handsome, I run into another really handsome guy. Is everyone rich handsome!? Why couldn't I have been rich! Then I would have been a model. Or I would have had so much makeup no one would know the difference. That would be awful! Or maybe I would starve myself to be skinny? No more pie! Gasp. Nope couldn't be rich. Wait are these all my classmates? I'm going to look so poor! Oooohh,I have a plan. Now to find mom. "MOOOOM!?!?!" I look for a red/brown haired person. When I spot her she is very red. Anger or embarrassment. Run or die. Or ask her about the plan.

"Hey mom" I cautiously ask.

"Hello, Amber" she only uses my name in anger.

Gulp." So I wanted to ask." I hesitate" you know that motorcycle?"

She blinks "Yes I do. What do you want with it?"

"Um, I have a plan to make a new Amber."

"Oh?" She asks.

"So want to know my plan?"

"Oh yes,of course." She replies.

"So for a week I'll go nerdy, the next week jock,after that bad girl. To see which I prefer."

"Ok Hun. As long as your not changing for others."

"Of course not. So motorcycle?"

She sighs"Yes you can ride it."

"Thanks!" I kiss her on the cheek and dash away.

Looking around at the picnic I notice a lot of couples. All the 'bad boys' have a girl. Except the dude I pied. Ya,better avoid him. Oh and with couples comes kissing. So much kissing! I think I threw up. Is that even kissing!? Ew. Why would you want to be a leach on someone's face. I shudder. Scarred for life. I have to go to high school with these people. Good bye innocents. Goodbye eyes. Oh they burn! All this love stuff! It not even over food. I love food. Life is food, food is life. It's simple really. How can they breathe! Nope, looking away. Where are parents when you need them? I stomp off. Time to get some outfits!

"Mom!? I'm going out."

"Where darling?"

"Mall."

"Oh,mmm k." She stops "Wait the MALL!?"

"Yeah, is that ok?"

"Yes!!!!" She squeals. Yes squeals like a teen.

I dash for an escape. Since moms cars in the garage(it's being blocked by cars in the road. I still think it's to big to be a driveway.) I grab the motorcycle. As a nerd this is unheard of. Nerd, motorcycle? Pft,as if. I guess I'm not your regular nerd. Hair flip. I'm joking. I actually nerded out. I know every part of this bad girl. I read the Manuel of everything. I even know how all the parts were made. I know I'm such a 'bad girl'. What a joke. I hope onto the bike and roar off. But not before I hear guys whistling and asking "who is the hot chick " jokes on you! Hot chicks, a nerd! Socially awkward,food obsessed nerd! I think that's the best kind.

When I arrive at the mall I get more cat calls. Get a life. Better yet a girlfriend. With those cat calls though, that seems unlikely. Oh great I have to carry my helmet. I shake my head. This makes my hair move with it. Sorry it's just fun. When I step into the mall my senses almost explode. Music making noise talking,eating and walking also make noise.
Then the smell. Mmm food! My love where are you? As I keep walking I see a store. Hanging in the window is the coolest leather jacket ever. I quickly dash in and by it.  I look kick butt! The next store I go to has a whit crop top with lace flowers. I get it with a black skirt with flowers printed on it. I go into a sports store. I see a jersey and buy it. And some gym shorts. I don't really like baggy clothes so this is new to me. So is the crop top. I'll probably look fat in both. E for effort?

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Hey my peeps! Wait what should I call you guys?

Song: Alone by Halsey ft. Big Sean, Stefflon Don
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Writingly,
MinnieMoose2B
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