Raspberry Pi

It's 8:00

Let's just say Douche was in trouble.

A lot of trouble.

He was grounded, and lost a lot of rights.

It was veeery amusing.

Hehe.

I of course was a perfect doll.

Except dolls are fake and usually jerks.

Fine I was a perfect, uh... Unicorn?

Defiantly a unicorn.

Go unicorns!

Well I must go to bed now.

I stomped up the stairs in giant slippers.

They're giant blue monsters.

They have yellow dots all over.

Let's not forget giant eyes and mouth.

They're great for stomping.

They also make climbing stairs fun.

When I reached my room I began changing.

While I had changed shorts and taken off my shirt, I began fiddling with my back hook.

Whoever thought "sexy" bras were cool, was dumb, a guy, or snobby.

They are just a pain.

There goes my nail stabbing me, again.

Yeah ow.

Suddenly I heard a low whistle.

Oh furry whiskers.

I slowly turned around.

"Puttin' on quiet a show are we?" Snickers my lovely neighbour.

"Yeah just for my boyfriend." I state sarcastically.

"Me? Well if you're that desperate..." He winks.

"Oh dear, you've confused yourself with my love! My loves pie. Sorry babe." I say in mock innocence.

"At least I'm a babe."

"Haha." I say while taking a step forward.

Quickly I whip my blinds shut.

Now for this death trap lace.

Never listening to moms advice for clothes.

"You'll look pretty, darling!" She says.

Lies!

Actually speaking of pie, when was the last time pie was made?

Oh yes that fateful Sunday.

Well I want pie now.

But it's 10:00...

Pie calls!

Think of the important things first people!

Obviously pie comes above all.

Should I make cherry pie? Apple? Pecan? Peach? Chocolate?

I'm craving cherry.

Two hours later....

I love the way spongebob does that.

It's all low and bored. Yet kind of irritated.

Relatable on so many levels.