8. Sharpies
Brambleclaw: *randomly finds a sharpie laying on the ground* Ohhh what do we have here?
Ashfur: Umm, Brambleclaw I don't think you are supposed to touch those... *starts backing away very very slowly* *sprints away*
Brambleclaw: pshhh whatever it's not like I'm going to do anything crazy. *gets an idea* MWAHAHAHA
THAT NIGHT...
Brambleclaw: *puts paw behind back with sharpie* *pretends to be hurt* JAYFEATHER. I HAVE A TORN EAR. *pads over to his den*
Jayfeather: Omg will you stop coming here.
Brambleclaw: Ugh whateverrr. So do you have any poppy seeds? *looks around totally not suspicious*
Jayfeather: yea they are over there *flicks his tail over there*
Brambleclaw: *rushes over to poppy seeds and shoves a pawful of them in Jayfeather's mouth*
Jayfeather: WAIT NO- *drops to the ground snoring*
Brambleclaw: I have you now! *draws a mustache and a top hat on him* hmmm... *thinks about it then writes 'FIRESTAR WUZ HERE'
Jayfeather: *wakes up early* GET. OUT. NOW.
Jayfeather: *kicks Brambelclaw out of his den*
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50 Ways to get Kicked out of Jayfeather's Den
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