35. StarClan
Brambleclaw: *is in Jayfeather's den* hey Jayfeayher, can I tell you something?
Jayfeather: no
Brambleclaw: well, I had a dream last night telling me that StarClan was abandoning us, sooooooo...*trails off*
Jayfeather: WHAT
Brambleclaw: what? It's not like StarClan was ever real, it was just an ol' kit's story to keep them in the nursery. Actually, it's a good thing since we don't have to keep up with the nuisance of it.*rolls eyes*
Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*
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