Me: dad, i got suspended from school...
Dad: WTF YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!
Me: well i was in class and we had this anti- bullying person came in to teach us and she goes, "sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me."
Dad: AND?!?!?!?!!?
Me: So i threw a dictionary at her head.
Dad: you. Son. Are. Officially. Ungrounded.
