Boyfriend: guess what im gonna name my dog when im eighteen?
Me: what?
Boyfriend: Naked
Me: why the heck would you name a dog Naked??
Boyfriend: so when my friends come over, i can say, "excuse i'll be right back. I need to walk Naked down the street"
Me: this is why i love you...
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