Cop: what's your birthday?
Teen at Bar: september 25
Cop: what year?
Teen: every year.
Cop: well played...
Teen Posts
Table of contents-
Adopted
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Dont reply
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The meaning of cool talk
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Flying pencil
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Poor computer...
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Misunderstood
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Smart, yet dumb
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Sad song
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Spelling
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Nice tree
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Readit
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Remember
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Guess it
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Things not to do
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Cinema probs
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So cute
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Lending money
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You can see me...?
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Skipped it in puberty
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I love Eminem!
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Dont move me
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The look....
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Weird name
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When my name's in a math problem
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Answering the door
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Fishing for birds
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A thousand words
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Set fire to the rain parody
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Hitting your hip
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Pretty today
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Fastest land mammal
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Drunk
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When i play
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Changing words
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If i was a celebrity
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Creepy sounds
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Before i die
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Only one
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HELLO!
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Not. FUNNY.
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Shouldnt have told...
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Best friends
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My crazy friends
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Finding money
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Class presentation
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DEADLY FROST
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I hate it when...
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Messy room
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Try acting normal
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Gravity's to blame
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Smart friend
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Ninja Phone
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Laughing inappropiately.
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Not as awesome in real life
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Did you get home safe?
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DO NOT DO THIS
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Bleeding for fun
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LOL
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Suspended
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I killed your ex!
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Getting warm
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Ocean jokes
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Kitchen
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Retarded
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Ironic
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I 'dont' hate you
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Attacking the floor
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Caffeine.
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Studying
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Dad's logic
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Im not funny...
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Pat on the back
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Ugly
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LOUD OR QUIET?!
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Courage
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Cant control it
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Idk, ly, ttyl
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At the supermarket
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Expect the unexpected
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Drunk again
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Dreaming about you
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Dinosaur time!
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When im bored
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Laughing so hard
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No one cares
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When we sleep
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Allergic to LIFE
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Playing or dying?
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Shout or whisper?
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Dear haters
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YODO
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UR UGLEH
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Late for class
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Floor for two please
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10 cakes
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Not insomnia
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Dont keep calm
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Auto correct
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Woke up during the best part
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Photosynthesis
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Life rule
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Not serious
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Not lazy
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When someone brings up...
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Cant live
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Door slamming
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Hi
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Not the only teen
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Not lying
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Cant hear
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Dont tickle me
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Daydreaming
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Death of a dog
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Ouch!
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Enjoy it.
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Best comeback.
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Missed
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My name
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Microwave minutes
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Who do you Like?
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Me Myself and I
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Moment of Fame
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Dont Talk to Strangers
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Too Funny to Finish
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Talking Back
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Pretend to Sleep
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Hungry, and Dad
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Questions come with Lectures
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Toy Story
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"Pregnant"
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Bad singing..
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Made of Money
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Rumors
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Naked
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How do i look?
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How did they do it?
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Easy Open
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B**ch Must Die
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If we're caught
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Good Story
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Im a Zebra
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Supossed to be Studying
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Never been in Love
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DADDY IM DUMB
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CRIMINAL
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Backround music
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Bringin it back
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When Life Gives you Lemons
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if People Could Read my Mind
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Dear Santa,
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Please????
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Wtf
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No Google
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That's not my Name...
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your crush
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dont hate you
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Raising teenagers
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i Remember
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Bottle of Shampoo
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Protective da- da
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Phone calls
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Money, and ipads
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Pausing my Music
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No one cares
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Good news, not a Miracle
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Well played...
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Flying in my Face
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Backwards Titanic
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Not the Right Response
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Dont go to Bed
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How do i Reply!
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Backspace
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Dont pack up
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Due Tomorrow
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Smart Girl
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Staring
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Finished the Series
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Must be Nice
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New Word
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Tired
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All of the Above
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W
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Who can be the Loudest
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Well deserved break
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Perfect Straight Line
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Strongest People in the Morning
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Dream on
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Who will Die?
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When i do it
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No Sharing
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Shorter
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You just Realized...
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A Sad Story
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Sleep
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0:00
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Leave Class
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Dont wanna Sing
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Look!
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Random Moods
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That one Person
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