I don't know why these ships exist, but I'm judging them.
Welcome to Aristeroid's Schoolhouse! That's me! Today in class, we're gonna judge and rate every Baldi's Basics ship! I get angrier for every bad ship that is created...
Spoilers? Hardly, thi...
This is an adorable couple. I don't know why. But I don't think people should be writing fanfiction about it-
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-because they're little kids. What the hell? Look, I don't mind if you ship anything. You can ship Brian Peppers and your mom (I've used this joke before, I'm using it again). You can ship them because they are adults, or at least not children. I know I'm being hypocritical because in my last ship book, I shipped Asriel and Frisk, who are both children. (Well, at least we think they are. Asriel has been dead for MANY, MANY years and Frisk has no canon age, but they are still around the age of a child.) But these are legit small kids, who are in, like what, Year One?
I'm sorry. What the hell is this?
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