Friend: What do you want as your birthday present?
Me: I want this
Several days later....
Friend: Here's your present
Me: Um.... I mean I want him
HEY BABY BABY BABY BOY!!!
HEY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY BOY!!!
Friend: But it say that the model is not for sale
See....
Me:
I DON'T CARE I ONLY WANT HIM. I WILL NOT ACCEPT OTHER PRESENT!!!!
Friend: You are crazy. You should chill...
Me: