This part was written in friendly and very funny cooperation with my friend Vanessa :D (To find here under the beautiful name LyrasLullaby https://www.wattpad.com/user/LyrasLullaby )
Group: Bulletin Board
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Members: Valkyrie, Erskine, Skulduggery, Fletcher
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Erskine: I've got a new job for you. Come to the sanctuary, then you'll learn everything.
Fletcher: I'll pick up the others, we're coming.
Skulduggery: No thanks, I'll go by car.
Fletcher: You don't trust me?
Skulduggery: I'll drive. In case something unforeseen happens.
Fletcher: What do you mean, unforeseen?
Valkyrie: Calm down and pick me up, ok? I'm at the pier.
Fletcher: On my way.
Skulduggery: On my way.
Skulduggery: Ok, you were faster. I'll drive to the sanctuary directly. This time.
Erskine: I await you in the big hall.
Fletcher: Wait a second, why can't you tell what to do over the chat? @Erskine We could save the way then.
Erskine: Hm. Tipstaff demands everything to run according to the protocol.
Fletcher: Nah, the protocol is outdated...
Erskine: I tell him all the time.
Fletcher: And he doesn't change anything? You're the Grandmage, you can change the rules whenever you want, can't you?
Erskine: Theoretically...
Valkyrie: Assuming you'd add him to this group...
Fletcher: ... Would that be enough for him to fill in his protocol?
Erskine: Seems legit...
Valkyrie: Just ask him. He can't do more but say "no".
Fletcher: And we wouldn't have to take the way upon ourselves.
Erskine: You're the last to complain about that but I can enquire. Wait a moment.
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>>Erskine added Tipstaff to the group<<
Valkyrie: Heey, Tipstaff! Nice to have you here :D
Tipstaff: Good evening. Although the purpose of this group is contrary to my view I let it matter this one time. I hope the content of these messages is enough for the necessary protocol.
Erskine: It will be.
Fletcher: We make an effort for you exclusively!
Erskine: Good, that should be enough. The following has happened: I heard rumors that three of our agents in France don't respond since a week. You will investigate on what happened and report to me. The best case would be to see them safe and sound.
Valkyrie: Which city?
Erskine: Nizza.
Fletcher: Oh, I've been there once. Nice city, very french.
Valkyrie: Do you even speak french?
Fletcher: Uhm... Baguette.
Valkyrie: Croissant.
Fletcher: Sacrebleu!
Erskine: Enough! Skulduggery speaks french. Make sure to take him with you.
Tipstaff: Grandmage, should I add this part to the protocol as well?
Erskine: Bloody hell, no!
Tipstaff: I fear part of the professionality gets lost in this chat.
Fletcher: Just a little bit, probably.
Valkyrie: Sorry.
Erskine: Keep it down now.
Fletcher: I'm sorry.
Erskine: Set off now. I await your report.
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Valkyrie: Where's Skulduggery now?
Erskine: Stands right next to me, enraged. Maybe you should come here quickly. (Help)
Fletcher: On my way!
Skulduggery: Where to...?!
Valkyrie: Oh, we're in Nizza right now, eating ice cream. It's really expensive.
Skulduggery: VALKYRIE!
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Incorrect SP Text Messages (ENG)
HumorThis is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)
