This part was written in friendly and very funny cooperation with my friend Vanessa :D (To find here under the beautiful name LyrasLullaby https://www.wattpad.com/user/LyrasLullaby )
Group: DM
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Members: Valkyrie, Dexter
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Valkyrie: ... Dexteeeeer?
Dexter: Yes?
Valkyrie: Are you interested in trying something funny? My parents aren't home tonight!
Dexter: What do you want to try?
Valkyrie: You know Battleships, right? The thing were you sink ships?
Dexter: Yeah, I do...?
Valkyrie: Shall we play?
Dexter: I'm not so sure about that...?
Valkyrie: What's about it?
Dexter: Isn't that... ya know, too obvious? Blowing up ships on the sea?
Valkyrie: What? God, no! I was talking about the board game!
Dexter: Aaaah. Yeah, sure. I know that as well.
Valkyrie: Did you and the others...?
Dexter: ... No.
Valkyrie: Oh my god.
Dexter: So, when do you have time?
Valkyrie: Around seven this evening?
Dexter: Fine, I'll come over. Should I bring something?
Valkyrie: ... Tequila. I got the glasses.
Dexter: Are you sure that's according to the rules?
Valkyrie: In the advanced rules, yes.
Dexter: I don't believe that's right but it sounds good.
Valkyrie: Well fine, it's not called Battleships anymore but Battleshots.
Valkyrie: You in?
Valkyrie: ... Hello?
Dexter: I'm in front of your door.
Valkyrie: ... Huh, we could start now as well :)
Dexter: :D
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Incorrect SP Text Messages (ENG)
HumorThis is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)
