Ezio created a chatroom: Ezio is hot, ur not💜💜 💜💜💜💜💜
Ezuo invites (Y/n)
Ezio: (yyyy/nnnnnnnnnn)
Ezio: bellllaaaaaaaa
Ezio: (YYYYYYYYYYYY/NNNNN)
(Y/n): did someone texted me? I'm not sure.
(Y/n): oh no wait nvm its just Ezio
(Y/n): my devishly handsome tomato friend hello ˏ₍•ɞ•₎ˎ
Ezio: god I luv u, ur the only one that makes me happy ❤
Ezio: was tired, still tired, was depress, now a sappy boi
Ezio: (Y/N)! I MISS U SOOOOO MUCH?! (┳Д┳)╥﹏╥(╥_╥)(╥_╥)
(Y/n): ...........
(Y/n): Ezio its only been a day since I left.
Ezio: but it still feels like forever!!!!!
Ezio: why must u leave us, amore (╥_╥)
(Y/n): Because!
(Y/n):
(Y/n): u understand right?
Ezio: no :(
(Y/n): okkaay. so, how's it going around there
Ezio: dreadful. everyone here are assholes (except Leo, he dah best)
Ezio: everyone's like' Ezio don't do that! Ezio do this!'
Ezio: its all cazzate!
Ezio: Altair's the worst. He's the master of jerks. He's always like"EZIO STOP WAT YOU'RE DOING EZIO HELP CLEAN THE DISHES OHHH I'M ALTAIR I'M SO GLAMOUROUS AND SHIT LOOK HOW MY ROBE FLY WITH THE WIND, I CANT SWIM BUT STILL THE AWESOME GRANDMASTER"
(Y/n): dang Ezio
Altair joins the chat
Altair: heard Ezio is here
Malik joins the chat
Malik: ding ding ding! Would you like a golden medal for your below average detective skills?
Altair: heard you got rejected on a job interview
Malik: heard your application for getting bitchslap got approved
(Y/n): guys pls
Ezio: No argue in dis chat. daddy Ezio is having a conversation with mommy (y/n)
Malik: wait wat
Altair: Since when did (y/n) married to you?
(Y/n): sometimes I thank the heavens for a friend like you, Ezio
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