❝ 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝 ❞ ❦Assassins Creed Text

B O R E D| Ezio

Ezio created a chat: Keep me company my love 😑😚💜💜💕💞💖

Ezio added (y/n)

Ezio: My father's intelligence have graced me to become a better assassin

Ezio: but it is too much

Ezio: and now I am bored😴

(Y/n): and I suppose that you added me here to entertain you?

Ezio: :D

(Y/n): fine wat do you want me 2 do?

Ezio: send me nudes (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Y/n): k hold on

(Y/n):

Ezio: really?

(Y/n):

Ezio: I think you've been hanging out with Frye too much, il mio amore

(Y/n): don't worry il mio ragazzo pomodoro, Mr. Top hat's got nothin to do with this.

Ezio: he's been giving you too much memes to look at, it distracts to look at actually art >:(

Ezio: if you know wat I mean (*wink wink nudge nudge body showing)

Ezio: he's a meme dealer!

(Y/n): He may be a dealer...but he couldn't compete with...

(Y/n): THE AMAZING MEME LORD

(Y/n): Me! I'm the meme lord!

(Y/n): look at all these memes I give!

(Y/n):

(Y/n): and that's just a tiny portion of it

Jacob enters the chat

Jacob: great meme boss!,I have finally completed my mission on terrorizing Crawford and his goons with MEMES!

Jacob: you should have seen his face...its filled with utter defeat and disgrace!

Jacob: Evie even targeted Thorne with it and it was GOLD!!! 💎💎 (couldn't find a gold emoji so I posted diamonds instead lol)

Ezio: hey hi Ezio Auditore here, the greatest assassin of all time, can u give me and my girlfriend some privacy please.thx :)

Jacob: I listen to no one!

Jacob: except for (y/n)

Jacob: and Evie

(Y/n): as much as I am flattered, Jacob. U should also respect the right hand man like you respect the meme boss

Edward joins the chat

Edward: I thought I was your meme right hand man :(

Ezio:

Edward: outrageous! U don't even like memes! U only enjoy them out of pity bc of (y/n)

Ezio: actually I happen to like memes. (Y/n)'s memes to be exact!

Ezio: all yo memes are utter garbage

Jacob:

(Y/n): aww, thx love! I'm glad u like my Memes 💜💕💞💙💖💗

Ezio: I adore them 😉😊😚😘💜

Edward: this is an outrage! Favoritism!!!

Jacob: its true tho, (y/n)'s meme r awesome

(Y/n): congrats ur promoted

Edward: WAT!!!

Ezio: as much as I would like to bicker with u two, I want to spend some quality time with my girlfriend in private

Ezio: in the chat. Alone

Edward: aww, why?

Edward: ah wait now I see it, u want to get (y/n)'s nude pics all for ur self eh? Lol Auditor u sneaky kinky bastard ;);)

Ezio: honestly speaking, yes. Now get out.

Jacob: aw, come on Ezio. We want to see some as well, we can share ;)

Ezio: fk u! Back off hoes (y/n)'s mine and mine alone.

Ezio blocked Edward

Ezio blocked Jacob

(Y/n): so dominant eh Mr. Auditore ;)

Ezio: I am a selfish man, (l/n) u know that

Ezio: heck, even I refuse to share my cookies to Leonardo sometimes.

(Y/n): gotta go now. Little Desmond wants me to tell him a bed time story

Ezio:  k. Be safe. I luv u 😚😘💞💖

(Y/n): u too, Ezio. Luv u MORE 💖💖💖💋

(Y/n) left the chat

Ezio: the passion that I endure on that woman

Ezio: I wonder what should I buy for dinner?

Ezio: wait why am I still here?

Ezio left the chat

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