❝ 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝 ❞ ❦Assassins Creed Text

Secret Date| Bayek

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Jacob creates a chat

Jacob invites Ezio

Jacob: hey hey tomato sauce

Ezio: what do you want Jacob? I'm kinda in the middle of something here

Jacob: yeah yeah, u could finish ur sex life later, I have to tell  u something.

Ezio: if it's about your tv show update then I will leave this chat. Immediately.

Ezio: and fyi. Im not in my sexy time today.

Ezio: that's next month

Ezio: Im having painting lessons w/ Leo right now. And i appreciate if u stop distracting me.

Jacob: bicht u can finish ur smexy anatomy lessons w/ Leo another time. This is more important!!! and juicy!!!

Ezio:......... why am I friends with u?

Jacob: bc u luv me. But not as much az Di Vinci ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ezio left the chat

Jacob:........

Jacob invites Ezio

Jacob: ok ok. I kid. But seriously, dis is rlly important.

Ezio: fine. But be quick. Break time ends in 20 minutes.

Ezio:  So was is it that want to tell

Jacob: its about (y/n)

Ezio: what about her? Is she alright???

Jacob: pffttt!!!!!Of course she's alright.....well kinda

Ezio: what do u mean kinda???

Jacob: (y/n) and Evie want me to keep this a secret....but u know me

Jacob: I couldn't just surpass a juicy secret without telling anyone.

Ezio: and u wanted to gossip about it w me?

Jacob: well u weren't my first choice either.

Jacob: I wanted to pass it on to Arno but then I realized he has Elise & u know how she's capable about it.

Ezio: so wat ur saying is that u made this chat and invite me in bc (y/n) had a secret. Which you and ur sister   promise not to tell anyone.

Jacob: yerp

Ezio: and you're clearly disobeying them.

Jacob: yerp ( ͡°з ͡°)

Ezio: okay.... but why me exactly?

Jacob: well u see, Arno is a gossip fairy Altair is terrible at keeping secrets so is Connor and I don't trust Alexios or Kassandra enough.

Jacob: ur basically my last disciple who I can trust with this secret

Ezio: fine

Jacob: promise not to tell a single soul

Ezio:  they be ded before they could tl another

Jacob:  haha now about (y/n)....

Evie joins the chat

Jacob: ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )

Evie:  ( ͡° ³͡°)

Jacob:  ummm.... Get out?????

Evie:  can't.  Ur idiocy is blocking the exit ( ͡° ³͡°)

Evie: u know she won't forgive u fr this

Jacob: its not like I'm talking to Desmond about it.

Jacob: ....or am I?

Jacob: r u Desmond, Ezio?????

Ezio: its in my username, Frye. Also u succ

Jacob: .....sounds like him to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Evie: we can't trust him, Jacob. Especially Ezio, see he's like,Desmond's ancestor

Jacob: of course we can! ( ͡° ³͡°) This is Ezio! The Legendary!The tomato assassin! THE SECRET KEEPER!!!

Ezio: wat exactly is this secret anyway????and Wat does Desmond have against this??????

Evie: dont tell him hoe

Jacob: ok,so u know Bayek right?Founder of Assassins? Best Assassin?Man of swords and bow

Ezio: yes

Jacob: und u know how (y/n) is soooo crushin on him and him crushin on her

Jacob: lik u know wink wink
(Ɔ˘з˘)♡️(˘ε˘ C)

Ezio:.... yes. I remember her saying that to me

Jacob: and u know how Desmond is sooooo overprotective of her?

Ezio: where r u going with this Frye

Evie: JACOB FRYE! STOP EXPOSING SECRETS TO PEOPLE WE DON'T WANT TO START ANOTHER GOSSIP CHAIN!!!

Jacob:  ( ͡°ε ͡°)

Jacob:  ( ͡°ε ͡°)

Jacob:  ( ͡°ε ͡°)

Jacob:  ( ͡°ε ͡°)

Jacob: they're secretly dating behind Desmond's back.like omg wat can't u believe

Evie: ..........u fool

Evie: (y/n) gave you a secret and u blew it by exposing ii

Evie: SHAME!

Evie: shaaaAaaaaaammmmmeeee

Evie: u r no longer my brother.disowned

Jacob:( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )

Jacob: oh come on. Ezio seem to took it pretty well. Right mate?

Ezio: ......................................

Ezio: BITCH I KNEW IT--!!!!!

Ezio changed their name to Desmond

Desmond got disconnected

Jacob: ,......................................

Evie: ............................................

Evie: u r sooooooooo fucced

Evie left the chat

Jacob: fucc

Jacob left the chat

Altair joins the chat

Altair: what happened? I came back and the base looks like it got hit by a hurricane??why does Desmond look piss?? why are the weapons gone?? why did Mr.Miles and frineds left the base with a net??? Why does Ezio have a naked Leonardo painting??? why do I hear screaming in the distance??? And that scream sounded girly manly???wha--

Altair left the chat

(A/n: And that's how the body of Bayek of Siwa ended up in a cave.)