Here we go again... (Akatsuki Fanfic)

Day 4- Two down

Don't blame me if one of em doesn't wake up" said Tobi.

"Huh. Did you think I was going to? Do you think I care?" asked Konan.

"GOD DAMN!" yelled Hidan.

"You talking about your dammed god?" she asked.

"Haha. You guys better shut your mouths unless you wanna die" said Kakuzu.

Konan angrily dragged her bed across to the other side of the cave.

"Have fun being sick b*tches" She said.

*a few hours later*

Everyone was covered in chickenpox; they were all in bed now.

Deidara rubbed his head. "God what happened. I knew y'all would get sick" he said laughing.

"Shut the hell up" said Sasori.

"Jeez danna you don't need to be so mean" said Deidara.

Deidara turned around to see Itachi behind him.

"Yo, what happened to him?" asked Deidara.

"Little miss bitch over there knocked him out cold. He hasn't woken up at all yet" said Kisame.

"Ha. I can't imagine what a mood she must've been in" said Deidara.

To everyone's surprise, the barrier opened and Pein was at the entrance.

"What're you doing here?" asked Hidan annoyed at the sight of Pein.

"I'm here to drag two of your asses out of this hellhole" he said.

"HALLELUJAH!" yelled Hidan.

"Konan. Tobi. Come with me" he said.

"ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?!" yelled Hidan.

"Bye bitches" said Konan.

"Bye senpai!" yelled Tobi.

*at night*

Everyone was sound asleep except for one person.

Kisame was still up. The insomniac shark tossed and turned whilst resisting the temptation to scratch himself all over.

He sat up in his creaky bed, and rubbed his eyes.

He was about to get up when to his surprise, someone did before him.

After his pretty much day long coma, Itachi had gotten off the floor and headed to the other side of the room.

He reached for the bag on his nightstand, and still hadn't noticed Kisame watching him from afar.

He slowly picked up the bag, but he slammed his elbow back down on the nightstand, clutching his head with the other hand.

He softly panted as Kisame slipped on some gloves and all that sterile crap and walked over to him.

"Itachi" he whispered.

There was no response, but much to Itachi's dismay, he turned to look at Kisame.

"We're going outside" said Kisame carrying Itachi outside.

"What the f*ck is he doing? Where the f*ck are we going? And why the f*ck does my head hurt so much that I want to die?" thought Itachi.