Ophelia: Lucette, can you send the sugar, please?
Lucette: [throws Em across the table]
(a few days later)
Karma: Can you send me the sugar, love?
Lucette: [looks around]
Lucette: [throws Waltz at Karma]
Karma: Hey, Garlan? Can I get some relationship advice?
Garlan: Just because I'm with Jurien doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Rumpel: I guess you could say that I've...fallen for you.[winks]
Lucette: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-
Rumpel: Would this be an appropriate time to panic?
Delora: Probably, yeah.
Rumpel: [screams]
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It's science." -Karma, probably
Rumpel: I refuse to step into 2018 with 2017 problems.
Karma: Dude, I'm about to step into 2018 with 2012 problems.
Varg: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Fritz: Varg nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.
Varg: FLOOR IT?
Fritz: VARG NO
Varg: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Fritz: VARG YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Varg: IM GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FREAKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Fritz: VARG P L E A S E
"Honestly I'm ready to fight 24/7. Even in death, Just take my ashes and throw them in the eyes of my enemies." -Karma, probably
Parfait: What are you doing here?
Karma: Running away from my problems.
Waltz: ...Come on in.
Waltz: Lucette showed feelings?
Delora: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It was hard to tell.
Waltz: You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you sleep late.
Karma: Joke's on you. I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
Waltz: Is that my shirt?
Lucette: [wearing a shirt that goes to her knees] ...No.
Lucette: Waltz is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Karma: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Rumpel: Tackle him.
Rod: Kick him in the shin.
Waltz: NO TO ALL OF THOSE!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!
Lucette: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Rod: I'm not really a jewelry person.
Lucette: You don't have to wear it.
Rod: No, I'm gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.
Waltz: Shouldn't you be asleep right now?
Karma: I should be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.
Lucette: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life.
Fritz: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.
Waltz: Oh, lovely, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Rod: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
Rumpel: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Karma: Mental stability, my old friend!
Lucette: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
Waltz: I made a marshmallow Lucette. See? Her arms are crossed because she's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying her. Do you like it?
Lucette: [choked up] It's okay.
Rumpel: Scenario: You pull over a man for speeding, you find out that it's your father. How do you handle the situation?
Waltz: Well, first, I would be like '...Dad? You're alive? What the hell?'
Ok, I'm done...I regret nothing...
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Cinderella Phenomenon One-Shots
FantasyThis is basically what the title says, One-shots based on the video game, Cinderella Phenomenon. None of the characters are mine, nor is the places.
