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jisung:
if you don't answer me soon
i will shimmy shimmy ko ko
throw myself out a fucking window

me:
what do you want

jisung:
fucking love me

me:
i love you

jisung:
k great but
i'm getting us a pet

me:
what pet?

jisung:
and you can't say no

me:
what. pet?

jisung:
i already adopted it

me:
WHAT
FUCKINF
PET

jisung:
a-

me:
a what

jisung:
i may
or may not of
adoptedasquirrelandinamed
himdally

me:
we.
we have a squirrel
and he's named dally-
jisung what the fuck

jisung:
if you don't want him i'll
take our child and leAVE

me:
so dally is our child now?

jisung:
wEHAVE A SQUIRREL TOGETHER
EITHER YOURE A PART OF
HIS LIFE OR YOU PAY CHILD SUPPORT

me:
jISUNG
I JUST HAVE TWO SQUIRRELS
IN MY HOUSE NOW BUT ITS FINE

jisung:
wait who's the other squirrel
wait
fUCK YOU

me:
hahahahaha i love you babyyyy

jisung:
yeEt fuck a thot named minhOE

me:
thanks bby boy but like open
the fuck up
because i'm at your door
w/ icee's and jalapeño cheetos

jisung:
fucking marry me

me:
jisung.
weRe eNGAGED

jisung:
right
mARRY ME QUICKER
GOD DAMN

me:
i will baby but we gotta wait till
you're 21 <333

jisung:
that was such a dumb ducking idea
i take it back
maRRY ME WHEN IM 20
THATS IN LIKE
11 months
I CANT WAIT 23 MONTHS TO
MARRY YOU
WHAT THE FOOK




a/n:
filler chapter + fulfilling a request + sorry this is so boring omfjdkd
also thank you??? so fucking much??? for 49k vIEWS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I AM ACTUALLY CRHING
I DONT THINK TOU FUCKING YNDERSTAND
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO FUCKING MUCH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

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