Anxiety: Hi
Me: fuck no we're not doing this right now
Anxiety: but I'm BORED
Me: That doesn't mean you should attack me every time a raindrop hits the ground
Anxiety: It's a precaution
Me: I guess you can stay for a bit if it's only you.
Depression: Hello my name is depression for your daily dose of sad things
Me: nO
Anxiety: I have a strong feeling she hates us
Me: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
ADHD: Woah there's a shiny thing in the corner...LOOK AT IT!
Me: I SWEAR TO GOD
Anxiety: The thunders getting louder
Me: IM AWARE
Depression: What if your cousin gets hit by lightning.
Me: Can you not
Depression: He'd probably die.
Me: Wow, really?
ADHD: I feel ignored
Me: As you should.
ADHD: ow that hurt....OOH A CAT
Me: Jesus Christ
Depression: look the sun...ew
My phone: TORNADO WARNING ⚠️
Me: Oh no
Anxiety: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Depression: Time for the house to be torn apart
ADHD: WHERES THE DAMN CAT
