woozi
@notmyproblem
boyeong made me do this
she says I need 'more friends'
like thirteen isn't enough
woozi:
OHH
i know you!
chan talks about you a lot
he says you're the cute, smol hyung
:CHAN 👈👈
i'm not fucking cute, you bitch
MingEW:
you're not denying that you're smol
😏
:CHAN 👈👈
because i am
and from what Chan tells us, you're a lot smaller than him
height, bitch
MingEW:
....
5'3
:CHAN 👈👈
who's smol now, bitch?
woozi:
i'm not your bitch, for one
so stop calling me that
two, i'm also in high school
you're out of college
bitch
:CHAN 👈👈
....
i like you already
the name's jihoon, but everyone calls me woozi
i write songs for people, only if they pay me tho
woozi:
i know
it says it in your bio
ANYWAY
i'm hana, of course
everyone calls me hana banana tho
or hanna banana, since that's my english name 👈👈
i go to school, try my best, and paRTy FucKINg hArd
jk jk
i don't leave my bed
:CHAN 👈👈
you are literally the most chill high school student I've ever met
woozi:
YOU ARE READING
take over, sorta
Fanfiction"𝘪 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘭𝘪𝘵" while chan's on vacation, he leaves his best friend in charge of his twitter account; after seeing all his cute friends, she couldn't possibly argue with him start...
