Put the Phones Down

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Uravity has opened a new chatroom.

14:00

Uravity: GUYS! ANYONE WHO'S ALSO NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO PRESENT MIC'S LECTURE PLEASE LOG ON FAST!

InvisibleGirl is online.

InvisibleGirl: Uraraka! What if Iida notices you?

Uravity: That's not important!

InvisibleGirl: Then what is it?

Uravity: Ahh... nobody will be able to see this now.

InvisibleGirl: Shit! I think he saw me. I gtg. I hope someone else comes!

InvisibleGirl is offline.

Uravity: GUYS PLEASE!

Deku is online.

Deku: Uraraka! Be quick! I think I'm in Iida's sightline...

Uravity: OKAY SO

Uravity: I WAS ON MY WAY TO CLASS AFTER LUNCH AND WHEN I PASSED BY THE STAFF ROOM I OVERHEARD A PIECE OF A CONVERSATION!

Deku: Isn't that snooping?!

Uravity: SHUT THE FUCK UP REAL QUICK

Uravity: PRESENT MIC AND AIZAWA SENSEI ARE GETTING MARRIED

Deku: WHAT?

Deku: OKAY WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS MORE AFTER CLASS

Uravity: YES

Deku is offline.

Uravity is offline.

Chargebolt is online.

Chargebolt: GUYS? WHAT?

Chargebolt: HOLY SHIT

Pinky is online.

Pinky: DENKI WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

Pinky: HOLY FUCK

Pinky: GET KIRI

Chargebolt: GOT IT

RedRiot is online.

RedRiot: Oh my god

RedRiot: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chargebolt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pinky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EarphoneJack is online.

EarphoneJack: AAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD THIS IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pinky: Haha! That's the most emotion you've had in years, ain't it?

EarphoneJack: Shut up!

RedRiot: Pffff

Chargebolt: I wonder if we're getting invited...

RedRiot: I don't know if it'll be a big wedding honestly.

Pinky: Yeah. Publicity wouldn't really be good for a hero's duty.

EarphoneJack: mm.

Chargebolt: Aizawa wouldn't really like a loud wedding either, would he?

Pinky: What if we host a private wedding between the students and UA staff?

RedRiot: Yeah!

Cellophane is online.

Cellophane: Guys stop setting up obvious future plot points for possible shipping purposes, drama, action, and along with an unholy amount of self-indulgence

Chargebolt: Fuck off

EarphoneJack: LET US DREAM, GODDAMMIT!

Pinky: Fucking chill, goddamn, woman!

Cellophane is offline.

RedRiot: You guys scared him away-

EarphoneJack: Who tf cares, we have class

EarphoneJack is offline.

RedRiot has changed KingExplosionMurder's name to "GroundZero".

RedRiot: Oof. Cya!

RedRiot is offline.

Chargebolt: We can discuss these matters after class. Bye, Mina!

Pinky: Ciao

Chargebolt is offline.

Pinky is offline.

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