AllMight has opened a new chatroom.
17:00
AllMight: Lol you got them
EraserHead is online.
EraserHead: Teach them not to meddle.
PresentMic is online.
PresentMic: HELL YEAH! I OVERHEARD THEM TALKING ABOUT IT EARLIER!
Midnight is online.
AllMight: Ah, kids. I was like them once.
EraserHead: Bitch don't bring that dad speech in this adult chat
AllMight: Fuck off, discount cat lady
EraserHead: I will shit on your lawn.
PresentMic: GUYS NO-
Midnight: Stop talking in caps wtf
PresentMic: SHUT IT, FAT SACKED SLUT
Midnight is offline.
Nezu is online.
Nezu: What is the problem?
EraserHead: All Might's a piece of shit
AllMight: Aizawa is gay
Nezu: How is that a problem?
AllMight: I don't actually know, I just didn't have an insult
PresentMic: WOW
EraserHead: I am not gay
EraserHead: Hizashi, dinner tonight at 8?
PresentMic: YEAHHHHHHHHHH
EraserHead: Okay.
Nezu: I see.
AllMight: ',:I
VladKing is online.
VladKing: I HATE YOU ALL AND CLASS 1-B IS BETTER THAN CLASS 1-A
EraserHead: Suck my dick no homo
AllMight: Bitch fuck off. Half of your class was made just for comedy purposes, blood sucking assfuck.
VladKing: I DON'T SUCK BLOOD
AllMight: With those ugly ass fangs you might as well.
EraserHead: ^
VladKing is offline.
PresentMic: HARSH!
Nezu: Why does this happen
Midnight is online.
Midnight: Back, sorry-
PresentMic: GOOD TO KNOW I DIDN'T HURT YOUR FEELINGS TOO BAD!
Midnight: Lol you think I haven't been called a slut before? I call myself a slut wym
Nezu: Nemuri, let's not use such language.
Midnight: Work's over, you're not my boss.
Nezu: That is true. Continue on.
AllMight: Oh-
EraserHead: I must nap.
EraserHead is offline.
AllMight: Is he narcoleptic?
PresentMic: I HAVE NO CLUE!
Nezu: I don't remember what his application said.
Midnight: Oh well. He could probably die any day now for all we know.
PresentMic: SHIT!
Nezu: Language!
PresentMic: FUCK YOU!
Nezu: I would not want to steal your virginity. That is for Shouta ^^
PresentMic is offline.
Midnight: D R A G G E D
AllMight: Holy shit you just pulled the virgin card
Nezu: :)
Nezu: Now, I have a meeting to attend to. Have a good day.
Nezu is offline.
Midnight: So... it's just us ;)
AllMight is offline.
Midnight: Fuck you right back you fucking WWE reject
Midnight is offline.
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☆BNHA Chatfic☆
HumorI mean if you read the title then I'm sure you all know why I've brought you here today. Midoriya invites a bunch of hooligans to a chatting app. They all regret this upon entry.
