Total Drama Texts

Alejandro and Heather

Alejandro: Good morning beautiful

Heather: I'm not your beautiful.

Alejandro: Impressive word choice

Heather: Can I help you?

Alejandro: Only if you're interested in a date tonight

Heather: I have plans.

Alejandro: You mean watching Scream Queens and making DIY facemasks?

Heather: Nice try, I actually do have plans.

Alejandro: Oh yeah?

Heather: Yes, Sierra and I are gossiping tonight.

Alejandro: You're blowing me off for Sierra?

Heather: I'm not blowing you off, we never had plans.

Alejandro: Alright then, have fun with stalker girl.

Heather: And you have fun by yourself. 😊