Bad babies!

CHAPTER 1: Hi... HIDAN?!?!

It was an ordanary day for the akatsuki. Konan was with pain, itachi and kisame was sitting on the couch watching kakuzu and hidan scream at each other in amusement. Yeah that's as normal as it gets.

"Today we are going to clean all the rooms out besides this one. Hidan I will have to keep an eye on you. I can trust tobi before I can you. That's really bad hidan."

Said pain.

"For the last time! YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH ME, YOU ANNOYING CREEP!"

Said hidan.

"Hidan, why do you always have to throw tantrum like four year old? It's annoying."

Said itachi.

"Shut. The. Heck. Up.  Itachi."

Said hidan.

"What happened to hidan!? He's NEVER this calm!"

Pointed out kisame.

They had to clean all the rooms because tobi for some weird reason thought it was ok to play with old, rusty weapons. Last time, tobi was playing with a old kunai he found from one of the rooms...

*Flashback*

"DEIDARA SENPAI!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!"

"Why do you have a kunai, tobi? As much as I want you to, you can't kill deidara."

"Tobi? Where did you get that? And shutup sasori!"

"SASORI-DANNA!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!"

"I ask again. Tobi why do you have a old kunai? Where did you get it anyway? That thing looks old as dust."

"If it wasn't for deidara senpai, TOBI WOULD NOT HAVE THE KUNAI!"

"Just don't hurt yourself."

"OK!!!"

*one minute later*

"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*KNOCK KNOCK*

"Sasori! Get the fricken door!"

hidan yelled.

"GET IT YOURSELF!"

sasori screamed back.

"WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT?!

"

yelled hidan.

"JUST DO IT!"

said sasori.

"SASORI-DANNA! TOBI CUT TOBI FINGER WITH KUNAI! BAD KUNAI!"

"What I did say a few minutes ago?"

"Tobi not to hurt himself!"

"Exactly! And look what you did! You cut your hand!"

scolded sasori.

"SORRY!!!"

said tobi.

Hidan answered the door to see who it was.

" What the heck-"

When he opened the door, to see no one, he really got mad until he looked down and saw a bottle of red liquid. Curious, hidan picked up the bottle and took it inside.

"Guys! Look what I found!"

said hidan with a naiive smirk on his face.

"What did you find?"

asked itachi.

"Some kind of antidote. I dunno."

said hidan.

"We should take this into the lab."

suggests sasori.

"Just put it in the room with the rest of the stuff tobi found."

Suggested hidan.

"Ummm... fine. But don't mess with it, hidan."

Ordered sasori. With that everyone left except hidan, he stayed back. He made sure everyone left. He wanted to find out what this liquid can do.

"Let's what see you can really do."

Hidan said to himself as he read the instructions.

"Just put a drop on your tongue or make it possible to get it in system. Sounds easy enough."

Said hidan. He put just drop on his tongue and put the liquid back.

Time Skip: 5 Minutes later.

Kisame walks in the kitchen.

"As anyone seen hidan? I haven't seen or heard from him after we walked off on him."

Said kisame

"CRAP!!!"

Everyone said after kisame made that statement.

They walked around the hideout to look for hidan.

"Holy... CRAP!"

Said deidara.

"What's wrong, deidara?"

asked sasori.

"I found hidan... but * Picks up hidan* HIDAN IS A KID!"

* End of flashback*