*Recap*
"I found hidan but * picks up hidan* HIDAN IS A KID!"
*End Recap*
"Wha- IS THAT HIDAN!?"
Asked kisame
"Apparently it is. But how did he turn into one? A TODDLER, UN!"
Asked deidara
"Apparently It happened when he said put the liquid with the others. After we walked out, he could have drunk it or something. It must have been some type of poison. We can ask sasori what type of poison it is, but I bet it's a thin chance he could know what it is."
said itachi in his monotone type, bored and tierd voice.
Deidara then sat hidan, who was kicking and causing such a fuss, on the couch. Hidan was now on the couch pouting.
"Ha! He's pouting, un!"
Said deidara in amusement.
"What do you expect? That's hidan for cryin out loud. He pouts at any age."
Itachi pointed out with his infamous smirk.
"Hey! How old is he anyway?"
asked deidara.
"I dunno. How old are you?"
said itachi.
" FOUR! YWOU DUMMY! Can I get a cwookie?"
Exclaimed hidan.
They stood there in shock, still trying to get over the fact that hidan is a four year old kid, and he asked for a cookie.
"Yeah that's hidan all right."
thought kisame.
"WHAT AWE YWOU WOOKING AT!? STOP WOOKING AT ME!"
Demanded hidan pouting. He sound so cute talking like a 4 year old.
"Where is the liquid you had hidan?"
kisame said.
"Why?"
After hidan said this, kisame's eyebrow and eye started to twitch. Hidan just sat there with his arms crossed. All of a sudden they heard footsteps. And just as things started to get bad, things just got worst. Konan walked in angery with pain following behind her.
"I said I was sorry. What else do you want from me?"
said pain begging for forgiveness.
"Really? Is that all you can say? Sorry?"
asked konan.
"Yes?"
said pain.
"Calm down, konan. Don't hurt him. Stay as calm as you can."
thought konan. She then calmly turned to pain who looked like he peed his pants.
"Hn."
said konan and walked off. Everyone was shocked at konan's answer. She stopped when she saw itachi, deidara, and kisame with a small child that looked exactly like hidan.
"Guys? Where did you get a kid?"
asked konan. Itachi said something.
"Well. You see what happened was-"
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Bad babies!
FanfictionThe akatsuki. A group of the s-rank criminals pain, konan, itachi, kisame, sasori, deidara, tobi, kakuzu, and potty mouth hidan. We all know them and ALL love them. But, what if they were all 4 years old?! In the real world! You have to read to find...
