The List

1-20

1)

Me: *has Sour Patch Kids in hand*

Parker: "That's cute." *shows his full bigger bag of Sour Patch Kids*

2)

Cheripka: "Anybody have any questions? Peart."

Trent: *asks some question*

Cheripka: *just looks at him for a split second* "Trent, you're adorable."

Trent: "Thank you."

3)

Jackson: "Hey, no food in the band hall!"

Me: "What about that pizza from freshman night?"

Jackson: *walks out of the room and comes back five minutes later with Airhead Extreme rainbow thingys*

Me: "That's what I thought."

4)

Parker: "Get your crap together!"

Me: *gestures to myself, like, what*

Parker: "No, not you. Katrina. You're hopeless."

5)

Ms. Chang: "Saxophones, you tongue like sixth graders!"

6)

Mr. Cheripka: "Football game, Friday. It's a home game. Say yay."

Class: "Yay!"

Mr. Cheripka: "Oh, that was better than the last two classes."

Jackson: (very weakly) Yay.

7)

Collin: (over the phone) "I could get weed, I just choose not to."

8)

Mr. Cheripka: "I would really like to be teacher of the week again too, drill team. I was super touched last time. And the free t-shirt was awesome. So if we could maybe make that happen again...."

9)

Katrina: "What's the worst four word insult you can think of?"

Me: *shudders* "Your marching band sucks."

10)

Parker: "Are those the sweatpants I think they are? If so, they are beautiful."

Yaidmaris: "They are."

Parker: "Yes! Ravenclaw!"

Me: "See, I'm very indecisive on my house. Pottermore says I'm a Ravenclaw-"

Parker: "You're a Slytherin."

Me: "Oookay?"

11)

Parker: *holding up all five fingers* "For one of my dots, I stand on the four yard line! FOUR!"

Me: "...Parker, that's five fingers."

12)

Lucas: "Hey, Jackson, wanna comb?"

13)

Parker: "These two" (me and Katrina) "perfectly convey my mood. This one" (pointing to me) "just said 'I'm hungry', and in biology, Katrina said, 'I give up'."

14)

Entire Tenor and Bari sections plus Parker at football game: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" *Stomp stomp stompstompstomp* (basically on repeat forever, yelling at the ref)

15)

Parker: *walks up to me and tries to steal M & M's*

Katrina: "Parker! Stop stealing people's food!"

Parker: *semi helpless shrug* "Stop HAVING food!"

16)

Meagan O: *running a lap alongside us* "Meagan Wittner, on the field! GO BAND, GO!"

17)

Me: *just casually walking to my parent's car after school*

Parker: *walks up to me, stops, and smirks* "Trent Peart, huh?" *walks away*

18)

Me: "I named my flute Trevor and my alto sax Barry."

Amber: "Wait, you have an alto sax?"

Me: "Yee."

Amber: "It's too late. You've joined the dark side!"

19)

Parker: *looks at Paige and slowly shakes head* "Paige, go home and put on a Star Wars t-shirt."

20)

Parker: "Hey, Alyssa, what size shoe are you?"

Alyssa: "Eleven."

Parker: "I should be fine then. Gimme your shoe."

Alyssa: *takes off heel and hands it to Parker*

Parker: *tries to put on shoe*

Meagan W: "It doesn't fit."

Parker: "Yeah, my toes are too big."