The List

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61)

Jackson: *calling role* "Trent?"

Trent: "Hiya Daddy!"

62)

Shier: *calling role, not necessarily in correct order or including everybody or even most people because I'm forgetful and sometimes don't really care* "Anna?"

Me: "Alive for now."

Band Kids On The Bus: *snicker*

Shier: "Collin?"

Collin: "Officially dead inside."

Shier: "Katrina?"

Katrina: "Barely alive."

Shier: "Villarreal?"

Jacob V: "Chandelier."

63)

Announcer: (during the BISD Marching Festival that happened 10/14/17) "Here's a shout out from the Centennial trumpet section to the flute section: We wish we were as good as you!"

Me: *snorts* "I bet a flute sent that."

64)

Same Announcer At The Same Marching Festival: "Here's a Shout Out from the Centennial Pit Crew to the Centennial Pit Crew: You are the best pit crew ever and we appreciate you guys so much!"

65)

Me: "You are officially on my murder list."

Parker: [laughing emoji] "It's called a hit list."

66)

Amber: "Can we do this, I think we can.... HA!"

Everybody: "AY!"

Parker: "Amber, you are raping his trumpet."

67)

Jackson: *calling role* "Nic?"

Shier: "Photosynthesis!"

68)

Me: "Oh, look, there's a box. Hey box!"

Katrina: "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Cheripka: "Calm down, tiger."

69)

Band: *plays fight song*

Mr. Cheripka: (after we finish) "You guys did a great job. That was a good run through. And our school mascot even came to watch."

Hawk: *is flying in the sky*

Tatum: "We summoned a hawk."

70)

Arlo: "If you're a saxophone and you're not pregnant by the end of Neck, Wrecking Crew, or Shout It Out, you're doing it wrong."

71)

Me: "That one guy has his pumpkin on a leash, but he's not even dragging it around right now. He's just carrying it."

72)

(Six balloons fly from the stands during the homecoming Monday pep rally)

Trumpet Person: "Pennywise got six more!"

73)

Parker: *stealing my food*

Me: "Parker!"

Parker: "Anna, you should know by now that you can't have food in the band hall and NOT give it to me."

74)

Parker: *trying to take Katrina's ponytail off with one finger*

Katrina: *whirls around and starts facially emphasizing her annoyance because we're on silent bus*

Parker: *holds up one hand with index finger and thumb arched and touching

Me: *pokes index finger through Parker's fingers*

Parker: *tightens fingers around my index finger* "Anna, are you raping me?"

Me: *snorts* "No."

Katrina: *snickering* "A little edgy there."

Parker: "Um, Anna, does Trent know about this?"

Me: *snorts* "No."

75)

(Again, skipping people. A lot of people.)

Shier: calling role*

Most People: "Here."

Shier: "Anna?"

Me: "Wasting space."

Parker: "True though."

Shier: "Katrina?"

Katrina: "Immigraphically centered."

Trent and Jacob R: "What?"

Shier: "Collin?"

Collin: "Dead inside."

Me: "You said that last time."

Collin: "I know."

Shier: "Trent?"

Trent: "You know it!"

Parker: "Wish we didn't."

Shier: "I'M here... Villarreal?"

Jacob V: "Engineer."

76)

Some Random Band Guy: (to Arlo) "You look like a sexy terrorist."

77)

Katrina: (random guy walks by) "This, my friend, is exhibit A of what a trench coat looks like."

Guy In Trench Coat: "For your information, it's called an overcoat." *walks away* "Learn your male outer garments!"

Katrina: "I don't have to, I'm not a male!"

Me: "Whatever, close enough."

Katrina: "It's close."

Guy In Trench Coat: *comes back like five minutes later* "Often worn by petty officers."

78)

Me: *thinks for a moment and completely forgets what band directors are called* "Where are the band dudes?"

79)

Proffer: "Yeah, a turkey flew into my house once. We ended up shooting it, then we put it in a bag and gave it to an animal facility to fix. He's okay now, he's their problem now."

80)

Kaylee: "Why were you practicing at 6:30 in the morning?"

Proffer: "Because the entire neighborhood was asleep."