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43. Replace all of his dress robes with dresses, particularly wedding dresses and ask Dumbledore to invite him to a party. 

44. Send him a patronus saying that you urgently need medical and phsycological help, and you need him to bring his potions book. When he arrives, you will be sitting on the floor holding a broken teapot and say: "Can I borrow some glue?" 

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