Officer: what is your name?
Monday: M.P. sir
Officer: in full please
Monday: Monday Paul
Officer: your father's name?
Monday:M.P. sir
Officer: what does that mean?
Monday: Matthias Paul
Officer: your native place?
Monday:M.P. sir
Officer: what's that?
Monday: mkpuma province
Officer: so why do you need a job?
Monday: M.P. sir
Officer: meaning?
Monday: money problems
Officer: would you explain your self and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Monday: M.P. sir
Officer: and what is that?
Monday: marvelous personality
Officer: I see... I will get back to you
Monday: sir, how was my M.P sir?
Officer: and what is that again?
Monday: my performance
Officer: I think you have M.P.
Monday: meaning?
Officer: mental problem!!!! Now leave my office
