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Lay:Why actually do I have to help?

Sehun:Cause he is my dad~

Suho: That's not an answer. I have a daughter. I have to go home. I don't know why you asked us to help you plan a birthday party for your dad.

D.O:We all have kids. So-

Sehun: Cause he is my dad!!~

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!

Sehun:Ok.

Suho:So what do want us to do?

Sehun: Invite these people*shows them a list*

Suho:Ok

Sehun:And make sure they finish making the food.

Suho:Ok... And Kai said that he can't help.

Chanyeol:He knows we ALL have tiny humans.

Baekhyun:Stop calling your son a tiny human. He's a baby!!

Chanyeol: Baekhyun I dreamt your daughter and my son........................
Like each other.

Baekhyun: That's.........cute!

Lay:Can you guys shut up now?!

Sehun:So my sister will be coming as well to help. Wait Suho What about your other daughter?

Suho:I don't know

Baekhyun:I want to meet her!!!!

Chanyeol: What's her name!!!

Lay: Wait since when you have an other daughter? When did you have another daughter.

Sehun: College.

Chen:So wait... Mae is your second daughter... And this Mysterious daughter is your first and You had that first in college......

Suho: What are you doing?

Chen:I don't know. Wait invite your other daughter

Suho: It's complicated. I don't know if she actually knows me and I haven't really told Wendy about her.

Chen:Sad

Sehun:Still~ invite her! It's my dad's birthday I haven't given him want he wanted 29 grand kids so invite her so some kids will be there!!! Please!!!!!!!

Suho:Ok I'll call.

Chen: I just checked your daughter's age so she's.........8?

Suho:No six.

D.O:If you have a secret daughter then who's her mother? Cause I could only remember two girls you dated an-

Suho: Sunmi.

Baekhyun: Sunmi?

Suho: Yes

Baekhyun: You two have a daughter? Hah! She's a model and you're a small time director.

Suho:And my wife is a actress

Chanyeol:Who does better than you.

Suho: Baekhyun You're a nurse. Shut up. And Chan. You're a song writer for commercials

Chanyeol:You make people feel bad.

Baekhyun:Yeah. You still have to show us a pic of her

 You still have to show us a pic of her

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Chen:So cute.

Somebody walks in

Xuimin:Hey! Who's kid is that?

Sehun:Suho's secret daughter

Xuimin: You have one? That's nice.

Jin: Good evening failures. So how much food do I have to prepare?

Sehun: Enough for 50 people

Jin: I'm thinking 60. I have to leave cause I have to take up my daughter from school. Good bye!! *Leaves*

Suho:Shit! School! Jungmae! *Leaves*

Chanyeol:Oh yeah I have a son. No my son is 2 and is home with Jennie. I should go *leaves*

D.O:I have a Son! I'm going bye!!!*leaves*

Chen:Okay!

So yeah some secret children bad parents ,weirdo and if you didn't understand what's going on they are throwing a birthday party for Sehun's dad Who's Seungri and Sehun's sister is Solor and His brother is Suga
So just know
I haven't thought this out
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