An Exo-lent Christmas

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Xuimin

Xuimin: Open your gift.

Minseo:It's a....... Kitchen play set.

Xuimin:Yes, with A Coffee maker. I'm gonna teach you how to make coffee for my bad days. Do you to know the way?

Minseo:Yes. Daddy?, How does coffee taste.

Xuimin: Like the liquor of the Gods. But you would get to have some when you're 15 because 3 year olds can't drink coffee cause it kills your brain cells according to BuzzFeed. I'm sorry.

minseo:Daddy I love you.

Xuimin:I love you too son.

Suho

Jungmae:Yes! I got Furby. It's ugly and cute at the same time. Thanks Mom and Dad.

Suho:That thing is ugly and annoying.

Wendy:I know but she likes it so?

Jungmae: Ugly sweater party. Did you guys get on for Grandma?

Suho:Yeah. She thought it was a rag.

Jungmae:I love you!

Wendy:We love you too.

Lay

Momo: What did you get her?

Lay:Wait.

Lily:An Avacado...... Thanks...

Momo: Really? An Avacado? Good thing I made up for it I bought her three gifts cause I knew.

Lay:Nah. I bought her a Doll.
It's in the closet.

Lily:Mommy you can have this it'll open your eyes. Go read a book. I'm going in the closet for my real gift.

Chen

Chen: Let's open your gift...
Oh it's some Markers. It's for Mommy. When she's asleep.
Like now.

Jihyo: Morning family.

Chen:Morning. I wasn't planning to write on your face!

Jihyo:Ok. You got Markers so you can be an artist. Like us. I'm a work of art.

Chen:I wanted to make some art on your face but you're not dead asleep.

Jihyo:Hm? What did you say hunny?

Chen: Nothing. I was saying I saw Sehun picking his nose.

Jihyo:Why are you thinking about that.

Chen:I don't know. I'm not God.

Baekhyun

Baekhyun:I didn't know what to buy. What do babies like was going through my mind.

Sana:To bite stuff? Idk. So Stuffed toys. So I bought a Giant teddy bear.

Baekhyun:And I bought this Rag doll. She looks like
a Mary.

Sana:We're winning at parents.

Baekhyun:For the second time. Yes. We're great!

Sana:Yes we are.

Chanyeol

Jennie:Christmas cooking done. Who wants Ham.

Chanyeol:I do.

Jennie:Well the Ham is not done so.

Chanyeol:Well cake will do .

Jennie:Nope that's dinner.

Chanyeol:So then why did you finish so early, it'll get cold.

Jennie:Because I'm tired. I wanna sleep. Leave me alone. Chansol are you tired, you wanna sleep right?

Chanyeol:Jennie it's 9am.

Jennie:Truly, I just don't want to see your mother.

Kai

J.J: I WANTED A RED BIKE!!!

Kai:Well you got a blue one.

J.J:I WANT A RED ONE.

Kai:well Santa Gave you a very magical Blue one.

J.J:It has magic?

Kai:Urr... Yes. Very magical one. So you'll be closer to Santa.

J.J:I love it.

D.O

Seungsoo:I-it's A Sword and a little kingdom.

D.O:What are you naming the kingdom?

Seungsoo:The little kingdom like Ben and Holly's little kingdom. Don't you watch the show? Joowon what's the little kingdom?

Joowon:These Elves and Fairies with occasional Aliens.

D.O:Sounds weird.

Joowon:Yeah it is. Its from the creators of Pepa.

D.O:Well... OK.

Sehun

Sehun:Minah open yours.

Daisy:I don't think she understands because she's one.

Sehun:Oh yeah well I'll open it. Minah you got a....... Car! YAY!!! Now you can drive away and then well be sad and Then Seungkwan will be still living here and we're still paying his bills.

Daisy:Are you talking about life?

Sehun:No a weird dream I had. Here's your gift Hunny.

So this is Exo and Christmas a very Good day in life

Merry Christmas

I was playing the Eve like at 1am cause its a nice Christmas song. All I was doing was playing EXO and NCT whole day.

I don't know why.

Have a great Christmas!





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