Percy Jackson Headcanons

Head cannon #22

Annabeth Chase's list of rules for all the female campers:

1. If I catch any of you trying to flirt with Percy, I will chain you to Zeus's fist and leave you there.

2. Want him? Well, you can't, you won't, you never will and you might as well stop trying.

3. Attempting to kiss Mr. Jackson will end up with you having a broken everything. 

4. Unless you throw yourself in front of a poisoned blade to secure Percy Jackson's well being, I advise you follow these rules.