Edwin imagine 😆👅

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Imagine, Edwin is at Tiffany's house and he's sitting on her couch and he feels something touch him. He laughs says "babe stop". Tiffany reply's with "what babe? I'm not even doing anything, I'm playing with mochi" he looks back and screams cuz he sees a bunch of cock-a-roaches. he gets up and screams "TIFFANY WHAT THE HELL, WHY YOU GOT COCKAROACHES IN YO CRIB, THATS NASTY AS HELL BRO". She says "but babe". Edwin says "no bitch, I'm leaving yo nasty ass". She yells "WHY YO SO QUICK TO CUT A NIGGA OFF?" He tells her " ONE; YOU AINT BLACK, DONT SAY THAT SHit, 2. HOW YOU GON LIVE WITH NASTY ASS ROACHES, MY FREAKING LIZARDS EAT THEM SHITS!" He storms out the house and calls an Uber. You get a notification saying that you've been requested as a driver and you go to the location.  You pull up to a house and see a hot ass guy waiting. He goes to your car and asks "is this the Uber for Edwin Honoret" you say "yea" and he hops in the car. He's quiet for literally 3 seconds before he looks in the mirror and says "damn bitch, you fine as hell" you sit there cuz you think he's talking about himself, but then he says "wow, you're just gonna ignore me? that hurt." You immediately tell him "omg I'm so sorry, I thought you were talking about yourself, that happens a lot". He says "nah it's ok babes 👅👅 it's all Gucci, as long as you lemme smash one day 👅👅" you're appalled, but he's highkey fine so u wink and reply with "maybe". He then says "my old bitch got cockaroaches in her crib and that shit nasty". you don't care, but you say " oh, ok that's pretty gross" He reply's with "ik, I cant deal with that shit, gotta keep my skin clear". A few minutes later, he asks if he can use the aux. You say ok because we reaching for that 5 star ⭐️ rating. He plugs it up and you hear the words "BABY I AINT GOT NO MONEY." You say the song is trash and you pull over and push out the car. You speed away and hear him yell something, bout you don't cAre one bit. You turn look in the back seat and you see a lizard. You stop and put it on the side of the road and drive home cuz you're tired of stupid shit. K

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