Oh dear, oh deary dear. It couldn't be. If it were to be, it'd surely be the end of all things. Unfortunately, your eyes do not deceive you. I, the world famous "shsl kys" have returned, to this horrendously cursed app of which I cannot write a single comprehensible story on.
"It can't be!" You may say. And that thought wouldn't be entirely incorrect, for I have not returned for long. But keep this statement in mind, my dear friends. If I am to return, tell everyone I've ever known that I am well and truly sorry.
