One day a rastaman was sunbathing on di beach naked wen he saw a little girl comin so he use his hat to cover himself. The little girl ask 'wats under di hat?' di rasta replied 'a bird' so di little girl say 'can i see it' an di rasta said no. The little girl left an di rasta drop a sleep. Three hours lata di rasta wake up in di hospital inna pain so di doctor ask di little girl wat happen and she said "i was playing with di bird an all of a sudden it spit pon me so mi cut off it neck, crack di two egg and ketch di ness a fire". Di rasta faint same time and di docta dem nearly DWL.
YOU ARE READING
True Jamaican
RandomDis fulla tingz weh Jamaican do, seh and just how we stay. Full a one bag a joke too. Yuh affi be a true Jamaican fi handastan. Written in Jamaica Creole / patois.
