A 8 year old kid asks his father,"Tell me dad,whats the difference between,'Potentially' and 'Reality'."
Dad:"I will show you son."
Dad turns to his wife and asks her:"Honey would you sleep with Bill Gates for 1 million dollars?"
Wife:"Yes ofcouse! I would never waste such an opportunity."
Dad then asks his 18 year old daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pit for 1 million dollars?
Daughter:"Wow! Yes,he's my fatansy."
So dad turns to his elder son and asks him:"Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder son:"Yeah! Why not,Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate."
So father turns back to his younger son and says,"You see son Potentially we are sitting on 3 million dollars,but in Reality we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!!
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True Jamaican
RandomDis fulla tingz weh Jamaican do, seh and just how we stay. Full a one bag a joke too. Yuh affi be a true Jamaican fi handastan. Written in Jamaica Creole / patois.
