NEW VISA REQUIREMENTS ANGERS APPLICANTS
Applicants are now required to submit:
•Their social media names
•Previous email addresses
•Phone number
•Recommendation from a national hero
•Wisdom tooth of a John Crow
•The balls of a rooster
•List of persons you've had sex with
•The stone used to kill Goliath
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True Jamaican
RandomDis fulla tingz weh Jamaican do, seh and just how we stay. Full a one bag a joke too. Yuh affi be a true Jamaican fi handastan. Written in Jamaica Creole / patois.
