castle crashers knight x reader one-shots(rewrite)

green!knight x princesses!bride!reader

It doesn't hurt?
-y/n pov-
Crying in my 'room' from sadistic tin can forcing me to wed him in the middle of my little sister birthday before I could apologize for not being there for the past year
I'm sorry sis I really am just the tin can and one eye giant stopped me.
I get up and wipe the tears away and look around for a way to escape
No more being weak have to get out
Walking out the door avoiding being spot by maids, butlers, and gaurds. Which soon having to hide in side hall way as seen tons of guards rushing with commotion of the Knights
Seems like I may have some help, just don't go into any room none have windows if they get in.
After running though a hall I spot the jail getting an idea.
Hay why would they search there when they notice I am gone
Going in hiding behind corner waiting for commotion in the hall to calm down.....
After a while voice is heard and door to jail opens
Ohhh fuddddgggge
"Get in and separate "
"What about the bride"
"Look for her she can't get out or to the knights"
Never mind, idiots
Slamming of four doors and footsteps out the door with some stopping outside.
"They have learned from last time"
"SHUT IT YOU ARE REASON WE ARE HERE !"
"Calm down red but yes orange you should not have came out of hiding "
"Stay in a darn toilet "
"Hey how about we find a way out"
With that you walk out of hiding and lean on a bar wall having only blue knight and green knight notice while other two keep arguing.
"Knights bravo for rescuing me."
Commenting sarcasticly while fiddling with the locks getting them unlocked in a minute each and they two Knights looked shocked even with the helmets, 
I'm that good.... never mind one is giving pervert vibes ugh
"Thanks princesse we appreciate your help and will get you out in no time." The green one said exiting the cell as well as the others
"First call me y/n and two is we are getting out considering your situation"
With that the blue knight shifts awkwardly (... that was too much auto correct for that so gave up)
While others readying to fight, red one opening door and bowing as orange knight knocks out the guards on the other side with fire
Though suprise suprise green knight picks you up as blue knight becomes the cabus of the train
What why??? And blue knight seems to be troubled-
Suddenly snatched by the knights arms was one eye with tin can on his shoulder
No this one is worse pervert,  seriously middle ages why so harsh to girls
Then those two ran with me in their arms, leaving more guards for them to deal with
-time skip to wedding starting earlier due to heroes -
Why is this dress so tight with mouth tied up and why am I chained to the tin can
Lastly could one eye move so we could see what's happening on his front and not the back
Stuck to cyclops back while in dress with something over her mouth chained by neck and hands to the 'groom' was pain cause the knights have arrived with green knight little angry and none of them noticed you two.
First I feel like an enslaved baby, two please let the knights bet one eye with out me here- nope
Knights fearlessly attacking getting cyclops mad and hit wall 1 or 5 times squashing us
Tin can what was that look for I'm not for sale
Tin can already trying to make force move when voice finally was heard but  very angry.
"You know that this is not working so if you don't give the princesse y/n back we will end this lot quicker with you alive"
Was that one of the Knights wait he is shaking no, STOP YOU ARE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED
You tried to scream to stop them but green toxin fill your nose quickly fading to black with burning sensation on your arms
-greeny pov-
I was to angery to think from him stalling and taking y/n again.
Thus results of toxic gas and posing fill the air as my brothers back away in fear, though besides cyclops screams were a muffled scream with another cursing.
Wait what
Toxin thins as I rush behind the cyclops to see, the 'groom' on her fainted body chained to him
NO NO NO NONO I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS THERE OH GOSH SHE EVEN HAS BURN MARK!! I'M DEAD.......
she was nice
Rush to get her away from tin can and get the others to help
Once they saw her they rushed to both heal her and get to the king
Bye bye head
-y/n view -
Ugh.. were is little sis.... Wait kidnapped.
Jumping out of the bed and out the door with my arm tingling,  gets to thrown room not hearing the protests of servent. In thrown room saw father yelling at the Knights to never come back
What they didn't do anything and how is the gag still on my mouth?
Not quick enough to talk chase them as they leave to talk with out father.
All Knights but green knight have left from speed but caught greeny
"Hey what happened "
He jumped with quite screech with clear shocked face
"Ummm.... sorry.. bye"
"Not so fast greeny you still need to be thanked "
"Wait thank after burning your arm with acid umm... no"
He trys to leave but my arm blocks him then he stares at an green patch on my arm
".. sorry hope it didn't hurt that much"
"Hurt barely felt burning and now tingles"
"What it didn't hurt you... are you the actual princesse?"
"Y/n not princesse and do come back the back window is always unlocked. " You leave to see you little sister to apologize and let's say greeny was wonderful guest for little sis's tea parties.:-)