Here's just a list of things that my parents actually say. I love my parents to death, but sometimes they say stuff that does NOT make any sense, lol. If you can relate to this, please comment below! I hope I'm not the only one whose parents say these things. I'd love to hear from you guys :) Love - The Ree Alexander
"This is MY house, so MY rules. If you don't like it, then you can find another house to sleep in"
"This is YOUR room so YOU clean it."
"Think about all the starving children in Africa." ?
"Money doesn't grow on trees." Well technically, money is made from paper and paper is made from trees sooo...
"Why do you have to be soo irresponisble? I am NOT happy right now - " (phone rings) "Hello? HI!! Yes it's a perfectly good time. Oh yes, I'm feeling GREAT -"
"Don't look at me like with those eyes."
"Wipe that look off your face."
"Are you hungry? Here, eat my hand."
"Stop crying or I'll really give you something to cry about."
"Did you just do what I saw you do?"
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out!"
"Are you kidding me right now?"
"Answer me! Shut your mouth, I don't want to hear it."
"When I was your age..."
Leave some stuff that your own parents say below! I'll see if I can add it to this chapter. If you like this chapter please Vote and Comment :) I'll try to be updating this more regularly, so stay tuned!
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