lyricist. timothée chalamet

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messages

4:53pm
new message from unknown number

unknown:
gina told me you think all
millennials aren't gay

unknown:
they are

cora:
what crazy person did gina
try to sick on me

unknown:
timmy tim

cora:
literally shut up

cora:
why is this our first interaction

cora:
i would like a do-over please

timothée:
sucks for you because you
aren't getting one

cora:
ooh feisty

timothée:
i try

cora:
did gina send you the meme

timothée:

cora:
that's the one

timothée:
we've made a new one

cora:
do send

timothée:

cora:
this is cyber bullying

cora:
i'm calling the police

timothée:
gina's the one that actually made it

timothée:
call the police about her

cora:
fun fact i have actually done
that several times

timothée:
are you serious

cora:
yeah

cora:
for her own benefit though

cora:
old boyfriend issues and whatnot

cora:
but anyway you're both
delusional because not all
millennials are gay and i have proof

timothée:
and what's that

cora:
i am living proof because i
am 100% straight and attracted
to males

timothée:
how do you know that though

cora:
because ?? i ??? like dick ??????

timothée:
that's a good argument on
your part but i have a serious
question that will prove you
wrong

timothée:
do any of your celebrity crushes resemble females or have feminine traits

cora:
no

cora:
except you because you're a
pussy

timothée:
okay ouch

timothée:
that doesn't make a whole lot
of sense but that still hurt

cora:
hurting people is my
specialty :—)

timothée:
that nose makes me so
uncomfortable

cora:
it's noah cyrus's nose

cora:
big nose noah

cora:
just another one of my
celebrity babies

timothée:
another?

timothée:
are you saying i'm one of your celeb crushes

cora is typing ...

cora:
absolutely not that is disgusting
and horrible to think of ew gross

cora:
was that convincing enough

timothée:
nope

timothée:
but don't worry. you've been
one of mine for a couple years now

cora:
lmao okay

timothée:
i'm being serious

timothée:
i've crushed on you since ansel
showed me a picture of the
two of you

cora:
when did i take a picture
with ansel

timothée:
some grammy after party

cora:
dude you don't understand how
drunk i got that night omfg singers really know how to party

timothée:
weren't you like 19

cora:
i was once a wild gal

timothée:
and you aren't now?

cora:
i've calmed down a bit

timothée:
judging from rose's story
from the concert, i have to
disagree

cora:
well i haven't calmed down
THAT much

cora:
if you like to have a good
time, i'm your girl :—)

timothée:
might have to take you up
on that offer

cora:
i'm not gonna argue that

timothée:
:—)