EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
NICK WILDE & JUDY HOPPS
VERSUS
DUDLEY PUPPY & KITTY KATSWELL
BEGIN!
Dudley Puppy:
Hi Gee-Gee! You wanna mess with the Iron Mutt?
I'll chew you out worse than me chewing on my butt
Like Bird Brain, we'll verbally mess with these pedestrians
You copied our story, you might as well be the Chameleon!
Kitty Katswell:
Out of all our missions, you're by far the weakest opponent
We'll be tasting victory just like Clawhauser's neck donuts
The T.U.F.F. agent, no way you could top this
You two will meet your D.O.O.M. once you step into Petropolis
Nick Wilde:
You're in the Urban Jungle, where you two won't have safety
So shut your Snaptrap, or you'll be pushing Daisies
You're just Wanna-Bees, don't deny, it's pretty apparent
Even if you Try Everything, I'll still break you like Carrots
Judy Hopps:
Judy reporting for duty! The first bunny cop is hopping in
On idiots whose popularity is small just like their chief is
I'm not dumb enough to get fooled by a kitten nor a pup
Got flows so cold, you could say that we'll-
Mr. Big:
Ice 'em!
Dudley Puppy:
It must be Toilet Day, 'cause those raps were so tragic
Kitty Katswell:
We'll be causing verbal havoc
Both:
So be quiet you little savage!
Kitty Katswell:
We're Purr-fect Partners that'll hurt worse than fox repellent could
Both:
Trying to win? That's more sad than Nick's childhood!
Sure you might be cops, but we're Super Duper Crime Busters
Kitty Katswell:
Rhymes like a pawpsicle, we'll freeze these animal lacklusters
Dudley Puppy:
Break us like carrots? I'm sorry, but man, that's just funny
I mean I can't take threats from a criminal and a cute bunny
Judy Hopps:
You better Hush Puppy! Never call me cute again
You're just repeating the same stuff, just like a carrot pen
Nick Wilde:
You don't know Jack about your partner, yet you think you're slick?
You got your job from a dog toy!
Judy Hopps:
Real sneaky, Nick
Both:
Rap fast like Flash, 100 yard dash these hacks
Bell-whether or not, you two F.L.O.P.P.ed so bad
Nick Wilde:
You failed your mission
Judy Hopps:
'Cause we stung like nighthowler darts
Both:
Now we'll serve you justice, it's called a hustle, sweetheart!
WHO.... WON....
WHO'S.... NEXT....
YOU.... DECIDE....
EPIC.... RA-
Judy Hopps:
Hurry up already!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
Written by: Matthew Thomas
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