Epic Rap Battles of Yandere- Yuno VS Ayano

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  Ayano: So... You're saying that if I do
this, I'll be able to win Taro's heart?
Yuno: Easily.
Ayano: Thank you. I appreciate the help.
Yuno: No problem. Don't worry,
you'll graduate from being a
novice yandere in no time.
Ayano: A... Novice?
Yuno: Maybe one day, you might
even be as well-known as me!
Ayano: Oh. Is that so? I wonder.
Whose face shows up when you do
a Google search for Yandere?
Yuno: Well, that's me of cour-
WHEN DID YOU GET SO POPULAR?
Ayano: Sorry. Guess you're not on
top anymore. Such a shame. Your
Yuki must feel so embarrassed.
Yuno: WHAT?! YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.
Ayano: I think I just did.
Yuno: YOU LITTLE...

  Muru-Muru: And now! The Yandere rap
battle you've all been waiting for!
Yuno Gasai, versus, Ayano Aishi! Begin!  

  Yuno: Who do you think you're dealing
with? You think YOU'RE number one?
Hah! Please don't make me
laugh! Beating you will be fun!
I'm the Queen of Obsession!
Everybody knows my name!
You're 'popular' now but you
don't have HALF my fame!
Yuki, Yuki let me take this girl out!
She wants to try to take my throne,
like she knows what it's about!
Ayano Aishi, my future diary states:
I'll end you faster than
an axe to your face!  

  Ayano: You weren't the first
Yandere. You just made it a trend.
But every queen's greedy
reign must come to an end.
Don't act like you're perfect.
You made a million mistakes.
Trying to count all your failures
would give me a headache!
You caught your man, drugged him,
and tied him down in some place,
But he managed to escape and
even slapped you in the face!
What kind of a yandere
would let her man go free?!
And do I even need to mention
the thing with Tsubaki?  

  Yuno: At least I got to go on
a date with him, unlike you!
You get so nervous around Taro,
you don't even know what to do
Except squirm around as if
your IQ dropped to FIVE.
Taro's better off without
you; DEAD or ALIVE!

  Ayano: It doesn't make a difference
if you're fine around Yuki.
I'm still more stable than you-
And my parents still love me!
Or do I have to throw you back
into that little cage you hate?
I'll lock the door, melt the key,
and let the rats seal your fate!  

  Yuno: I got Yuki in the end
and became a GOD, remember?!
A Yandere never stops,
gives up, or surrenders!
But when your Senpai sees you
slice a girl's throat open,
You fall to your knees
and end up HEARTBROKEN!  

  Ayano: When the screen fades to black,
that doesn't mean that's a wrap
Because you seem to have forgotten
that I have the choice to SNAP.
You may have grown into a
Yandere, but I was BORN broken.
Now let's see whose name you
scream when I rip your chest open!  

  Taro: Um... Yukiteru?
Yuki: Huh? Oh, hi Yamada!
Taro: Wanna go get some food? I...
think they'll be at this for a while.
Yuki: Alright. Hey, uh, what are you...  

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