song lyrics

Pikachu vs. Eevee - Pokemon Rap Battle

Pikachu:

Back in 1996, a spark began to glow

Bringing me to lead a series lighting screens around the globe

I'm the mascot, Yeah I'm the face that runs the game

While you're a other throwaway that has known to run away

That's your best ability, no adaptability

can save a bratty daft Eevee from Pika's rap agility

yeah I crackle all my foes when I tackle with my volts

I'm a master on my own, only high up when you're stoned

You're a handout to the trainer buddy, I'm a real catch

Unleashing static raps to leave you frozen on the track

Eevee:

Why don't you pass the baton to a viable mon'

That verse was a catastopika, thinking that cha really strong

This detective should deduce that he is weak and overhyped

Check your speed, I even make for a swifter electric type

I'm your natural predator, this fox devours mice

if you try to nuzzle up to me you'll wind up with a bite

If you zap me on the mic, my hyper voice will spit some raps

that's gonna dominate the this mon we hate, like evoboosted stats

Pikachu:

Claim my stats are weak but just look at where I be

I am 's lead, espeon's is off his team

None of your evolution are effective when we fight

Your silly gimmick lost it's magic, when you gained a fairy type

Try to take me down and you'll be paralyzed for sure

Brick break you down and Body slam ya like a luchador

When I thunderbolt 10 milli volts are surgin' through and through

From the anime, to our new games, who's really choosin you?

Eevee:

We've got a lot in common, we've progressed throughout the games

I've obtained more evolutions and you gained some cosplay

Shoving you down all our throats can only do the franchise harm

I'm a refreshing face attracting gamers with my normal charm

Hey you Pikachu, I anticipate your moves

If that was your last resort than I've got some awful news

I am shocked with disappointment but you've got a good excuse

Your trainer's too big of a dumb ash to evolve you