cinnachim added taetertot, jeonbajuice and 4 others to diced rocks
jinjin: jimin it's 2 in the fucking morning
cinnachim: yet you're awake
cinnachim: but hyung
cinnachim: diced rocks.agustdick: do i need to ask
taetertot: hyung do people who eat rocks dice them? or do they eat them like apples
joonbug: the fuck
cinnachim: tae, guk, and i were at the mall and saw those gem rocks?? like amethyst and junk being sold at a kiosk and this mom told her kid to not eat it
cinnachim: so guk asks if people eat rocks then we argued about it for a solid five minutes until we decided they dice themjoonbug: there's a reason we don't hang out with y'all in public
thesucc: i gotta admit. i'd eat a rock if i had to
agustdick: theres 0 nutritional value
thesucc: just like your meals
jinjin: was
jinjin: was that a brun or
jeonbajuice: he's saying hyung eats shit
agustdick: i don't eat ass that much and i will kick all of yours
joonbug: jimin did you delete our other chat
cinnachim: yes
joonbug: why not just change that chats name...
cinnachim: where's the fun in that? huh? fight me
taetertot: in his defense, that chat was lame.
jeonbajuice: ya yoon didn't even talk
agustdick: y'all would only talk about porn
jinjin: hey it was occasionally something else
joonbug: yet now we're talking about eating rocks.
jeonbajuice: it's called character development
agustdick: it's called why the fuck am i friends with y'all
cinnachim: oh like any of your rapper friends are better
taetertot: bet jay z doesn't talk about this kind of stuff
agustdick: jay z is an american you dipshit. 's not like i talk to them
taetertot: bruh next week, saturday, my place, rick eating contest
jinjin: lets fucking go u punk
joonbug: please don't entertain him
taetertot: you're on b i t c h
thesucc: eating rocks can cause anal bleeding
cinnachim: so can sex with taemin
taetertot: ?????
taetertot: you know taemin???
taetertot: like. lee taemin??cinnachim: yea. we used to date
taetertot: yOU USED TO DATE LEE FUCKING TAEMIN BITCH??? IM UR BEST FRIEND WHY DIDNT I KNOW
agustdick: bc he's an idol, you fuck. and you have a bigger mouth than hosoek
taetertot: this is betrayal
cinnachim: you didn't tell me you were fucking yoongi until like a month later
agustdick: what
taetertot: i was drunk
cinnachim: my statement stands
agustdick: wait
jeonbajuice: we been knew though
jinjin: he's right, you make it obvious when you've have a good fuck, yoon
agustdick: blocked
taetertot: it's okay yoonie baby
joonbug: gross
jinjin: alright you cumsponges i'm going to sleep and so should y'all. half of y'all got work in the morning so shut up and sleep
taetertot: hoe
jinjin: i will piss in your ribcage if you don't shut the fuck up and sleep
jeonbajuice: how do you do that
cinnachim: deepthroat till you piss i guess
taetertot: i get to eat his dick?? fuck yea let's gO
agustdick: i give up. good night
joonbug: his dick ain't that big js
jinjin: this is where i cut yours off <3
a/n: i have these weird thoughts 24/7 so here's a shitty text fic that involves all that. enjoy
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can i get your number? // bts crack texts
Fanfictiontexts between seven idiots this is just for fun bc i get these weird thoughts in the middle of the night and all my friends either ignore me or are asleep so yea i'm a mess. therefore this will be a mess. so enjoy k thank