can i get your number? // bts crack texts

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cinnachim added taetertot, jeonbajuice and 4 others to diced rocks

jinjin: jimin it's 2 in the fucking morning

cinnachim: yet you're awake
cinnachim: but hyung
cinnachim: diced rocks.

agustdick: do i need to ask

taetertot: hyung do people who eat rocks dice them? or do they eat them like apples

joonbug: the fuck

cinnachim: tae, guk, and i were at the mall and saw those gem rocks?? like amethyst and junk being sold at a kiosk and this mom told her kid to not eat it
cinnachim: so guk asks if people eat rocks then we argued about it for a solid five minutes until we decided they dice them

joonbug: there's a reason we don't hang out with y'all in public

thesucc: i gotta admit. i'd eat a rock if i had to

agustdick: theres 0 nutritional value

thesucc: just like your meals

jinjin: was

jinjin: was that a brun or

jeonbajuice: he's saying hyung eats shit

agustdick: i don't eat ass that much and i will kick all of yours

joonbug: jimin did you delete our other chat

cinnachim: yes

joonbug: why not just change that chats name...

cinnachim: where's the fun in that? huh? fight me

taetertot: in his defense, that chat was lame.

jeonbajuice: ya yoon didn't even talk

agustdick: y'all would only talk about porn

jinjin: hey it was occasionally something else

joonbug: yet now we're talking about eating rocks.

jeonbajuice: it's called character development

agustdick: it's called why the fuck am i friends with y'all

cinnachim: oh like any of your rapper friends are better

taetertot: bet jay z doesn't talk about this kind of stuff

agustdick: jay z is an american you dipshit. 's not like i talk to them

taetertot: bruh next week, saturday, my place, rick eating contest

jinjin: lets fucking go u punk

joonbug: please don't entertain him

taetertot: you're on b i t c h

thesucc: eating rocks can cause anal bleeding

cinnachim: so can sex with taemin

taetertot: ?????
taetertot: you know taemin???
taetertot: like. lee taemin??

cinnachim: yea. we used to date

taetertot: yOU USED TO DATE LEE FUCKING TAEMIN BITCH??? IM UR BEST FRIEND WHY DIDNT I KNOW

agustdick: bc he's an idol, you fuck. and you have a bigger mouth than hosoek

taetertot: this is betrayal

cinnachim: you didn't tell me you were fucking yoongi until like a month later

agustdick: what

taetertot: i was drunk

cinnachim: my statement stands

agustdick: wait

jeonbajuice: we been knew though

jinjin: he's right, you make it obvious when you've have a good fuck, yoon

agustdick: blocked

taetertot: it's okay yoonie baby

joonbug: gross

jinjin: alright you cumsponges i'm going to sleep and so should y'all. half of y'all got work in the morning so shut up and sleep

taetertot: hoe

jinjin: i will piss in your ribcage if you don't shut the fuck up and sleep

jeonbajuice: how do you do that

cinnachim: deepthroat till you piss i guess

taetertot: i get to eat his dick?? fuck yea let's gO

agustdick: i give up. good night

joonbug: his dick ain't that big js

jinjin: this is where i cut yours off <3

a/n: i have these weird thoughts 24/7 so here's a shitty text fic that involves all that. enjoy